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Professor  

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8/21/2015 9:50 pm
Professor

A<b> philosophy </font></b>professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if it was true that all<b> philosophy </font></b>professors were absent-minded.

“No, they’re not absent-minded. Don’t you think I know where I am right now, and don’t you think tomorrow I’ll know where I was last night? Would somebody like to ask me another question?”

“Yes,” said another guest. “Is it true that<b> philosophy </font></b>professors are absent-minded and have bad memories?”

“Oh God!” said the professor. “I knew sooner or later somebody would ask me that question.”

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