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Great truths
Great truths GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED > > > >1. Raising<b> teenagers </font></b>is like nailing JELLO to a tree. > > > >2. There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take > >time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking > >how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. > > > >3. One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of > >every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. > > > >4. The best way to keep at home is to make the home > >a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out of their tires. > > > >5. Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly > >car payment is due. > > > >6. Families are like fudge .. mostly sweet with a few nuts. > > > >7. Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside. > > > >8. My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely. > > > >9. If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts. > > > >10. You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie > >your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're > >down there. > > A GREAT TRUTH ABOUT LIFE Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside. |
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