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Great truths  

poles538 80M
253 posts
2/9/2014 6:53 am

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3/9/2014 6:52 am

Great truths


GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED
> >
> >1. Raising<b> teenagers </font></b>is like nailing JELLO to a tree.
> >
> >2. There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take
> >time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking
> >how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
> >
> >3. One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of
> >every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
> >
> >4. The best way to keep at home is to make the home
> >a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out of their tires.
> >
> >5. Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly
> >car payment is due.
> >
> >6. Families are like fudge .. mostly sweet with a few nuts.
> >
> >7. Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside.
> >
> >8. My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
> >
> >9. If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.
> >
> >10. You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie
> >your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're
> >down there.
> > A GREAT TRUTH ABOUT LIFE
Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside.

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