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Paraphilia
Paraphilia I often have the chance to sit back and take a look at things in my life and enjoy taking stock of changes I notice in body/mind/soul. Some of my observations are euphoric, occasionally sophomoric, but always noted with a modicum of glee. It's not unusual in this forum to see people discussing various fetishes, most I admittedly don't comprehend. I am currently seeing a man whose sniffer is broken; as he hasn't verbalized that he's an eproctophiliac, the joy of Dutch Ovens now elude me. I am here to admit I believe I have found a fetish of sorts. Trichophilia. Trichophilia is typically defined as hair fetishism in which one becomes sexually aroused by, or is extremely fond of, human hair; commonly head hair. I have hair. A particular hair. I was toweling off one day and discovered by accident (as one typically does) that I had a hair ... on my areola. I debated applying mousse. I envisioned different hair styles, like a comb-over. I thought briefly of waxing it, pointing it out to my bf. I considered letting it live. I plucked that -of-a-bitch quicker than a striped lizard on hot asphalt. I now live as a Trichophiliac Sentinel; poised, awaiting it's return. |
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So much for stopping and flossing after dinner
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Rarely are stories funnier the 2nd time you hear them...you, WG, have outdone yourself!!!! Hope I didn't wake anyone up with my laughing. Now I have to go get a dictionary to look up some of the words you used. You and that big fat throbbing brain!!! xoxoxoxoxo Always tell the truth Use kind words Keep your promises Giggle and laugh Be positive Love one another Always be grateful Forgiveness is mandatory Try new things Say please and thank you Say your prayers Smile ~Author unknown
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*covertly pulls up a dictionary page* You are too funny... maybe in a few weeks we'll get The Story of the Hair? And hey sorry Lizzers... I accidentally dialed the wrong number and hung up this afternoon In a full heart there is room for everything. In an empty heart there is room for nothing.
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you crack me up I love the comb over idea or maybe a perm even haha
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ROFL, omh, not a perm! Sweet Jesus I hadn't even thought of that!
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