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Funny Dick Story...
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Funny Dick Story... Another dick stuck in a hole... In his own words, Lian Tien, said: "It was hot so I was painting the wall in the nude, and I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe" A Chinese man was left red-faced after getting his penis stuck in a pipe for TWO DAYS. Lian Tien came up with possibly the world's most bizarre excuse for the embarrassing blunder he was painting in the nude and slipped. The 61-year-old said his 'private parts' became stuck in a pipe sticking out used to take water from the building's air conditioning unit. But he thought nobody would believe his story - so he stayed there for two days until he developed a fever and called doctors, who suggested they call for backup from the fire brigade. Firefighters in Quanzhou City took four hours to cut off the pipe around the patient’s genitals. "I thought that no-one would believe me and I tried everything I could think of to get the damned thing off once it had got stuck. I cut it from the wall and tried pouring oil and liquid soap down the sides but my manhood was so tightly wedged that nothing dripped down. I went to sleep thinking that if I relaxed it would slide off. But it didn't. It began to get red and inflamed. I was worried that I would get a terrible infection." The patient was given an anesthetic and it took seven<b> firefighters </font></b>using a metal grinder to free his manhood. Although his penis was left bruised and swollen - it was luckily otherwise unharmed and the reason behind his strange venture was left a mystery. |
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the worst that i had heard before was a man had got his stuck in the suction from a hot tub, it was almost as painful as described above
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