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Evil Stepmother
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The cooking shows are completely misleading because it seems like you can prepare a four course meal in 27 minutes, but when you try it you spend four hours cutting carrots into little julienne strips and chopping everything and dumping it into the pan. The day I became a better cook was the day I stopped turning the heat on, adding butter, then chopping an onion which takes 15 minutes and then adding it to the pan which now contains black smoking milk solids, then peeling garlic which takes 10 minutes and adding it to the now unrecognizable black onions and repeating this with every vegetable in the crisper. One day I turned the heat down to low to give myself more time to work and all of a sudden people were gushing about how I should open a restaurant. I like your threats of nervousness. Classic! I really hate politics and I have a policy of arguing with anyone who brings up the topic whether I agree with them or not. Lately the thing that upsets me the most is that people waste so much energy vilifying the Others and mischaracterizing them and generally getting themselves into a great big froth about it. Like, of course the Others are our enemy and they want to destroy America. And yet they want to live here and own mansions, cars and yachts too, right? Are we really so close to utter collapse as people say we are? Really? I think people are drinking too much Red Bull or something.
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