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Blog Wars 2011.. Sorry Elizabeth... NOT !!!!!
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Blog Wars 2011.. Sorry Elizabeth... NOT !!!!! Interesting thing about War.. What are they good for? Absolutely nothing.. oops I went of on a Tangerine there.... Bad things happen during a war. Its all about the strategic plans of the side (mine) that will be declared the winner. Subterfuge and sabotage.. Yesterday, my Blogville War kicked off with the execution of [blog Jermsg] Secret Squirrel. Sorry, but the squirrel was fixing to start spilling secrets that could not be allowed out in the open. The Squirrel died so millions of innocent lives would be spared when the secrets started surfacing. Now they are buried with the Squirrel. Sometimes a death cannot be achieved by a covert operation. Sometimes the guilty party has to be taken out but it has to look innocent.. There is a prime piece of real estate here in Blogville.. A PRIME PIECE that every man who walks these streets would love to occupy. The major problem with this PRIME PIECE of real estate is that it is too often occupied by a fruit.... Not any longer. The fruit has been evicted. Sorry Elizabeth. That damn banana has been blocking that harbor too fucking long.  Guy's, you all can thank me later for taking out that squatter. The harbor has been cleared and the berth opened. My shrimp boat is now cleared for docking in Tuna Town !!!! I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed    RAInBow |
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Oh that banana would look good in my speedo. LOL This is not meant to offend any one in any way.    
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I think that banana need to be resuscitated.
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I think you mean "skin boat to tuna town" but I could be mistaken  "Shrimp boat" has the capacity to make one think of small. nay even miniscule things.... 
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It was an obvious suicide  I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed RAInBow
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I think you mean "skin boat to tuna town" but I could be mistaken "Shrimp boat" has the capacity to make one think of small. nay even miniscule things.... I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed RAInBow
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Bard, yer still as cheeky as ever
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MMMMM! I enjoy a sliced banana on my Rice Krispies in the morning. 
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Dammit more hints about something I don't want to get into! I think I'll drop down to EB, DG, LU and you. So sick of drama on the internet! People don't even know each other here! Shouldn't it be for amusing ourselves? Sapere aude, cor ad cor loquitur. RaMbLiNgS oF a LoSt MiNd
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Yes B 
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That banana got hung with the biggest shoelace in the universe!  insert exploding bomb image here
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That banana got hung with the biggest shoelace in the universe! I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed RAInBow
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OMG Is nothing sacred ???  I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed RAInBow
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Don't you dare...leave one of my favorite bands in the rain...although if they come to the PNW anytime soon...they would be "in it"...ARGH!
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Erhggg! So frustrating! I have watched EB since I found DG. I hope whatever is going on isn't playground stupid.  Sapere aude, cor ad cor loquitur. RaMbLiNgS oF a LoSt MiNd
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What would we do without you to restore order here! You're like our bad ass sheriff! ***
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Erhggg! So frustrating! I have watched EB since I found DG. I hope whatever is going on isn't playground stupid.  Cum visit me anytime though, we can talk about decorating your cock for valentine's day. I would decorate it with my mouth  ***
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Hey. Sometimes, one banana is not enough. As long as you don't mind sharing - how about offering to be part of the 'fruit salad,' you and EB and Doc...cough....cough I mean....banana-guy. MT (I'm not oblivious, just disinterested, in the blog wars. Call me Switzerland and tweak my ledderhosen and spank me till I shout "ricccoooolllaa.")     
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You know someone once told me that If I practice sucking on a banana..It would improve my skills at sucking cock.. ANY THOUGHTS? ANYHOOO..Biatch...Bananas?? EWWWW...Tuna Town? Are you talkin about my sacred GOO BOX again? I'll give you some slack though..least you killed the slimy thing.. OH OH OH WAIT,Ya know sweetcheeks..if you really wanted to be helpful,YOU would go out and slip back into your HOT CLOWN COSTUME,get a group of midgets,hold hands and sing Kumbaya outside DG's bedroom window...  What Gag Reflex? I am A Cum Guzzler!   
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Either that banana is fit for the Jolly Green Giant - or you hung it in a doll house. Wait - is it possible it is normal sized and your house is little? And you need a knot tying lesson .. it's circle the bunny 5 times then **whoop** up the hole. I won't even deign to refer to the shrimp comment... I don't feel people should be battered about honest revelations. **tosses a tomato from the sidelines*** ~ [blog kelidgh]~ I am, indeed 
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It's just down the road from Funky Town.
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Good thing you took this fucker down. EB is obsessed with him. ArtemisJ is Keeping It Real
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Erhggg! So frustrating! I have watched EB since I found DG. I hope whatever is going on isn't playground stupid. Am I dumb for taking you serious, Thor? ArtemisJ is Keeping It Real
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"You know someone once told me that If I practice sucking on a banana..It would improve my skills at sucking cock.." EB2... They're full of crap! That's like sayin', tossin' a 12-lb bag a-rice down the lane is gonna push your bowlin' average up toward 300. Everybody knows that you can't maintain even a 74-average by practicin' with a freakin' banana. Same thing applies to cock-suckin'--ya gotta use something that responds to even the slightest flick of the tongue... you know, like a postage stamp.  Solar...
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Probably this is not the appropriate venue to tell the story of the time this one guy thought it would be sexy hot fun to shove a bunch of small assorted pieces of fruit up my va-ja-ja. No biggie till they got stuck (a few pieces, suction - I am THAT tight) and he freaked out with some kind of twisted PTSD based on his experience in the operating room during his ex-wife's breach birth near-death experience. A sobbing hysterical naked flacid man is not sexy. And squished warm cum-covered chunks of cantalope are not yummy. Well, the cum is. But not with essence of melon flavor. Says me. The End
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2/9/2011 6:31 pm |
If you aren't in comedy you should be... [post 2732396] [post 2730856] [post 2729354] Andrea & Kirsten ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- When you are in love you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams - Dr. Seuss
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