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Thursday brain dump....
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Thursday brain dump....  Well it's Thursday and my brain is SO backed up I've just GOTTA do a brain dump. I'm thinking about starting a new 'series' here called Life's Most Embarrassing Moments... What do you think? To start things off, I'll tell ya this little story.. Keep in mind, this wasn't one of MY most embarrassing moments.. Nope! It was however CAUSED by yours truly!: Many many years ago, before my wife and I were married, we were shacked up together for a few years in a nice little apartment in a nice little apartment complex. We had gotten to know all of our neighbors really well and being that we were all in close<b> proximity </font></b>to each other, we all kind of hung out together outdoors, especially in the summer, on the weekends and in the evenings. It was one of those wonderful later afternoon/early evenings and we all were just kind of hanging out, talking, watching the playing in the grass. I was sitting on the curb and my wife was standing next to me along with a gaggle of neighbors all standing around laughing, joking etc. Well I went to stand up and kind of lost my balance. I reached out and grabbed the first/closest thing at hand which just HAPPENED to be the wife's shorts. I pulled and WHOOOOSH, her shorts and panties dropped immediately to around her ankles! (The woman has NO BUTT and in fact, that's one my MANY little nicknames for her, NOBUTT) Anyway, EVERYBODY immediately stopped talking and just stood there staring at my lovely wife with her shorts and panties down around her ankles. She of course IMMEDIATELY grabbed them, yanked them back up and quickly walked over to our apartment and went inside! To say that I was in DEEP DO DO is to put it mildly. In fact, to this day, twenty some odd years later, I'm STILL in the house over this incident.  Well it looks like ol Tazzerman is getting 'busy' again. I met with a new 'boy-toy' this morning for coffee and we hit it off so we're now planning on a for real get together SOON. My 'Business Man' special will be back in town next week and I've already lined up 'Lori' to join me in helping with 'Rock His World II'.. Rock His Word I was chronicled here The bombshell beauty who brutilized my butthole. I'm also hoping that Jacqueline can join us this time and maybe another guy friend or two. The LOVELY 'Jada' will FINALLY be back home from Chicago tomorrow night. We're meeting for coffee Saturday morning. I can't wait to see her again and really, I can NOT believe just how much I've missed her. Ol Tazzerman has been chatting and emailing with a NEW possible girlfriend also and I HOPE we get the initial meet/greet done sometime this weekend. She's every bit the 'Libertine' that I am and I think that she'll fit in with the 'group' perfectly. Time will tell. I've also been chatting with another local couple and they seem VERY nice.. Hopefully ol Tazzerman will be seeing them sometime soon as well. Stay tuned my friends... No matter what I do, I can NOT convince the wifey that the toilet paper should go OVER not UNDER the roll. The poll I took here Ok time for a VERY important question OVERWHELMINGLY shows that OVER is the preferred method. Of COURSE I didn't share the results of THIS poll with her but I told her that I had taken a poll at work and used the results from here. 33 to 1 is a PRETTY clear indicator eh? LOL Sucks to be Tiger these days doesn't it?? I'm in the process of creating Ol Tazzermans Sex Shop and Scotch Emporium. I will be giving out SLURPS�, MEGA-SLURPS� and GIANT-SLURPS� to those I deem 'deserving' of said 'gifts'. Once you accumulate enough SLURPS� you may redeem them for various 'Items' at the Emporium! SLURP� = 10 credits MEGA-SLURP� = 20 credits GIANT-SLURP� = 50 credits Let's see how long Affairlook let's me run this little operation AND more importantly, lets see how many of you actually REDEEM your credits... (Of course ol Tazzerman HAS to offer 'items' of sufficient 'worth' right? Hmmmm.. I'm THINKING!) Stay tuned I've said this many times and I really mean it: I'd LOVE to be a girl for a week! OMG what a hoot. To be able to just OOZE sex and sensuality. To be able to wear ALL those sexy clothes you gals get to wear and yes, my post on Fishnets is what prompted this whole thought process. Can you imagine ol Tazzerman in a pair of Fishnets and Stilettos? LOL Ok, I MIGHT have to shave my legs.... Along the same line I DO LOVE being a guy. Shoot I have my VERY OWN cock and balls to play with any time I want. I know what it feels like to slide Mr. Drippy into something warm, wet and willing AND being bisexual, I get to enjoy BOTH sides of things quite nicely thank you very much. HMMMMM Life is VERY VERY good! So the EPA has declared that carbon dioxide is harmful to humans. OMG! Do they REALLY think we're STUPID or something? I mean what's next, a TAX on BREATHING? I know SOME politicians who generate 3 or 4 times the amount of CO2 MORE than a 'regular' person, maybe THEY should be taxed eh? Funny story: Penn and Teller had a You Tube video out not long ago where they had sent a person to an Environmental Rally in San Fran. The person had a clipboard and a petition that called for the banning on di-Hydrogen oxide. She had all kinds of pamphlets outlining the HORRORS of di-Hydrogen oxide, the danger to , animals and virtually EVERY living thing on this planet. Over the course of the rally they filmed her getting person after person after person to sign the petition INCLUDING the head organizer of the rally herself! After she had signed the petition she was asked if she KNEW what di-Hydrogen Oxide was? Nope. Do you? LOL Be good and FREE MEGA-SLURPS� to everyone who's read this far... -tm |
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I'd LOVE to be a girl for 3 days! I did dress-up as a whore during one night of Carnaval last year WITH fishnet but without high heels... I had false big boombs and all night only girls where touching them??? when finally I asked why one told me that they couldn't do it in real life!!! hahhahaha scary mind indeed 
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ok...i have so far...SLURP® and Mega-slurps® ....awwww...so great anticipation for the prize...lol.... um...you in the fish net??? you wanna borrow my pair??? i have so much...along with garter belt...lol...ohh...and you want me to hot wax your legs??? lol....mmmm....pain...lol... -tm
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I don't know why! I've been here, tip tapping away at this keyboard for years my dear! Welcome aboard and BOY do you have a LOT of catching up to do -tm
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I guess you were backed up but I read to the end so a megaslurp for me  go ahead shave your legs I dare it feels so ggod and smooth..you have such a busy sex life I get kinda tired just reading baout it but then again I am kinda tired alteady  anywhoo have a great weekend and play safe hun 
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ok...i have so far...SLURP® and Mega-slurps® ....awwww...so great anticipation for the prize...lol.... um...you in the fish net??? you wanna borrow my pair??? i have so much...along with garter belt...lol...ohh...and you want me to hot wax your legs??? lol....mmmm....pain...lol...
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Life's Most Embarrassing Moments... grrrreat idea! I know I'd love to hear. C'mon... it was an accident! Glad someone's ['B] sex life is busy!  I'll just live precariously through you, kay?What exactly do you mean by the 'over/under' TP thing?  hmm...Tiger... I think I'm about out-commented on the subject. Sucks to be famous I think is what we're looking for here! I find it hysterical that he's on the cover of some golf magazine this month giving advice to Obama... one of his little pearls of wisdom was "Don't do anything crazy."  So... how do I obtain these 'slurps'? I need a new vibrator, my very own strap-on, and yes I'd love some scotch, thankyou! Let's trade for a day then, eh? I wanna feel what it's like to get a blowjob (and ok maybe see how it feels to be able to be an asshole without repercussion... lol!) Please do try out the fishnets Di-hydrogen oxide? Nope... Whew! THERE, I commented on everything. You better be comin to keep up yer end o the deal, mister! We got 2 weeks to go! You can live vicariously through me, the line forms around the corner. LOL TP thing = Ok time for a VERY important question I'm with ya.. I've spent WAAY to long seeing him on my TV and hearing about him in general. My heart goes OUT to this multi-gazzilionaire who's got it SOOOO freakin rough.. Obtaining slurps is easy, just be yourself. You'll get LOTS beleive me.. Getting a B/J is one of lives TRUE pleasures. Giving a B/J is almost just as fun and of course, ol Tazzerman KNOWS what he's talking about here! Di-Hydrogen Oxide = H2O.. WATER! Of course I'll keep up my end of the bargain... Check your latest posts my dear -tmp.s. One MEGA-SLURP® for you!!!
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Life's Most Embarrassing Moments... grrrreat idea! I know I'd love to hear. C'mon... it was an accident! Glad someone's ['B] sex life is busy! I'll just live precariously through you, kay?What exactly do you mean by the 'over/under' TP thing? hmm...Tiger... I think I'm about out-commented on the subject. Sucks to be famous I think is what we're looking for here! I find it hysterical that he's on the cover of some golf magazine this month giving advice to Obama... one of his little pearls of wisdom was "Don't do anything crazy." So... how do I obtain these 'slurps'? I need a new vibrator, my very own strap-on, and yes I'd love some scotch, thankyou! Let's trade for a day then, eh? I wanna feel what it's like to get a blowjob (and ok maybe see how it feels to be able to be an asshole without repercussion... lol!) Please do try out the fishnets Di-hydrogen oxide? Nope... Whew! THERE, I commented on everything. You better be comin to keep up yer end o the deal, mister! We got 2 weeks to go!  In a full heart there is room for everything. In an empty heart there is room for nothing. 
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Water water everywhere and not a drop to slurp... oh is that how it goes? Gotta Love Penn & Teller! So if Thursday is your brain dump day. Does Mr Drippy have a dump day too? I have a long distance friend who pops me on IM every Sunday and Wednesday so I can watch his dump online! I keep leaving tongue prints on my screen!!! Just makes me hornier for the real life - in person opportunities that are closer to home. And as far as all of your 'group' I have no idea how you keep up! I'd say the wrong name or feed the wrong fettish.... I'm exhausted just thinking about it. If SOMEBODY would be kind enough to give me her IM addy, I'd be MORE than happy to get that certain someone VERY VERY Hot and bothered even withOUT a cam.... Yep, it can be difficult to keep it all straight. That's one of the reasons I 'assign' everyone a nickname that kind of speaks to their own particular tastes/fetishes etc. It makes it much easier to remember.... Of course, the other side of this is the fact that I play with a BUNCH of depraved, sexual junkies so no matter what, just about ANYTHING goes... Names, we don't need no stinking names... -tm
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that di-hydrogen oxide will getcha everytime...especially when mixed with copious amounts of alcohol and a jet ski! LT -tm
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Well you HAVE banked up a number of them now haven't you? I'll have to figure out a way to pro-rate my long term slurpettes... -tm
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Busy, busy...You are like the energizer bunny! Are you all ready for Christmas? I'm not. Being Jewish I really don't have much to get ready for in regards to Christmas BUT Hanukkah starts tonight and oh yes, I'm MORE than ready!! -tm
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Well of COURSE.. You know I'd never forget all of my wonderful friends here... Busy busy busy -tm
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TM, you are my hero! You have it going on! -tm
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Scary isn't it? -tm
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Water water everywhere and not a drop to slurp... oh is that how it goes? Gotta Love Penn & Teller! So if Thursday is your brain dump day. Does Mr Drippy have a dump day too? I have a long distance friend who pops me on IM every Sunday and Wednesday so I can watch his dump online! I keep leaving tongue prints on my screen!!! Just makes me hornier for the real life - in person opportunities that are closer to home. And as far as all of your 'group' I have no idea how you keep up! I'd say the wrong name or feed the wrong fettish.... I'm exhausted just thinking about it. Hear my brain work when you check out the Cricket's Chirp
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that di-hydrogen oxide will getcha everytime...especially when mixed with copious amounts of alcohol and a jet ski! LT
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Busy, busy...You are like the energizer bunny! Are you all ready for Christmas? I'm not. She broke your throne, she cut your hair, and from your lips she drew the Halleluljah. -Cohen
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TM, you are my hero! You have it going on! ***
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