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Blogs > OutlawsBounty > Come Ride For The Brand!

The Jones Brothers  

OutlawsBounty 70M
880 posts
11/26/2014 12:38 am

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1/3/2015 10:36 am
The Jones Brothers

The Jones Brothers

Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jones.

John Jones was married, and Joe Jones was single.

The single brother Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated row boat.

It happened that John Jones wife died the same day that Joes rowboat filled with water and sank.

A few days later, a kindly old lady met Joe and mistaken him for John said; Oh Mr. Jones, I am sorry to hear of your great loss, you must feel terrible.

Joe smiled and said, Well I am not a bit sorry, she was rather old from the start.

Her bottom was all chewed up and she smelled of dead fish.

Even the first time I got into her, she made water faster than anything I ever saw.

She had a bad crack and a pretty big hole in her front, and that hole got bigger every time I used her.

It got so I could barely handle her, but if anyone else used her she leaked like anything.

The thing that finished her was four guys from the other side of town.

They came down looking for a good time and asked if I could lend her to them.

I warned them she wasn't so hot, but they could take a crack at her if they liked.

Well, the result was the crazy fools tried to get inside her all at once and it was too much for her.

She cracked right up the middle.

Before he could finish the old lady fainted!

Sort of brings a tear to your eye now don't it!
~Vaya con Dios~

OutlawsBounty 70M
667 posts
1/3/2015 10:36 am
    Quoting Mojango:
    A fine blog...really funny, poignant, even instructional. Just the thought of women becoming intimate because of the way you talk...nice ! Of course, I'm only looking for F, but Merry Christmas Mr. Jones......good luck.
Thank You Mojango leaving your comment and best of luck in all your endeavors!


Mojango 54M
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12/25/2014 5:42 am

 A fine blog...really funny, poignant, even instructional. Just the thought of women becoming intimate because of the way you talk...nice ! Of course, I'm only looking for F, but Merry Christmas Mr. Jones......good luck.


OutlawsBounty 70M
667 posts
11/30/2014 9:44 am
    Quoting marysia4u:


    Not heard that one before.

    Just in case you're not back soon, I'd like to wish you a very Happy and safe Christmas.

Thank You marysia4u for always sharing your very warm smiles and beautiful inspirations to find it comfort. May Life and Love always be that very special gift to your Soul and Spirit, for You are Blessed. Merry Christmas and Happy New Years! Remember what happens under the mistle-toe stay under the mistle-toe and You are never too old to sit on Santa's lap mmuuaahhhh warm hugs and soft kisses


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/26/2014 8:33 pm

Not heard that one before.

Just in case you're not back soon, I'd like to wish you a very Happy and safe Christmas.


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