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Th eBaby Photograph  

rm_funcplhre 57M/53F
6 posts
2/19/2009 4:48 am
Th eBaby Photograph

The Smiths had no and decided to use a proxy father to start
> their family. On the day the proxy father was to
arrive,
> Mr.Smith
> kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon."
>
> Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer
rang
> the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
>
> Good morning madam. You don't know me but I've come to...."
>
> "Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
>
> "Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty
of
> babies."
>
> "That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a
seat.
>
> Just where do we start?" asked Mrs. Smith, blushing. "Leave everything
to
> me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a
couple
> on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really
> spread out."
>
> "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and
me."
>
> "Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if
we
try
> several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm
sure
> you'll be pleased with the results."
>
> "I hope we can get this over with quickly," gasped Mrs. Smith.
>
> "Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time to please and
make
> good shots.
> I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed
with
> that, I'm sure."
>
> "Don't I know!!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed.
>
> The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of
his
baby
> pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London."
>
> "Oh my god!!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
>
> "And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their
> mother was so difficult to work with." The photographer handed Mrs.
Smith
> the picture.
>
> "She was difficult ?" asked Mrs. Smith.
>
> "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the
job
> done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to
get
a
> good look."
>
> "Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
>
> "Yes", the photographer said. "And for more than three hours too. The
mother
> was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate on
the
> shots. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally,
when
> the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all
in."
>
> Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean they actually chewed on your,
> eh......equipment?"
>
> "That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so
that
we
> can get to work."
>
> "Tripod??", Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now.
>
> "Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big
for
> me to hold while I'm getting ready to shoot. Madam? Madam?..... Good
Lord,
> she has fainted!!"
>

Qquandycane 43F

2/19/2009 8:09 pm

 lol


rm_Pharoan5 51M
Ask me for a photo

3/16/2009 7:04 am

 Hi ...
Am in Harare 24th March to 1st April
Would linke to have some action
Any idea? meeting pople?
am on ym kxkx64ru


drkainz 43M

3/24/2009 3:08 am

 he ehe e ehehe


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