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More random things  

todays_mystery 59F
99 posts
7/13/2009 12:58 pm
More random things

Wacky Newspaper Headlines

- Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

- Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter

- Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years

- Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One

- Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84

- War Dims Hope For Peace

- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

- Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

- Deer Kill 17,000

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13 Ways to be Annoying

1. Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.

2. If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.

3. Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a "spider person."

4. When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: "Don't let him in! He's the killer!"

5. When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it.

6. When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: "I hope I fixed it this time."

7. Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the "little men."

8. Insist on making inanimate objects "dance"

9. Occasionally talk into your hand in public.

10. When stopped at a traffic light during rush hour, claw desperately at the roof of the car.

11. Insist that someone accompany you to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.

12. While carpooling, make swervy turns while imitating crash noises.

13. Insist that life is "one big musical," then try to prove your theory by randomly breaking out into song in public.

horny196364 60M

7/13/2009 1:41 pm

 very nice


HDSoftail20067 57M  
251 posts
7/13/2009 4:52 pm

 Love the humor! Huggs sweet lady


KatCreekWalker 112F
Ask me for a photo

8/14/2009 1:10 pm

 You know what is the funniest of all.......the people writing this stuff, their parents more than likely paid BIG bucks for them to go to a Ivy League or one of the top notch 4 year colleges and this is what they are getting for their money!

By the way, stopped by your profile today since I have not been around in quiet some time.......I LOVE the new bling you have been making. You are so talented Ladybug!! Keep up the awesome bling!
See ya, Kat

May I whisper into your ear?


todays_mystery 59F
104 posts
10/6/2009 7:42 pm

 I'm glad you enjoy my blogs.


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