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Name Your Favorite Sexual Position. Here's a Few
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Name Your Favorite Sexual Position. Here's a Few I am so behind the times. I just found out that the shaven clean look is gaining popularity with men nowadays. Well, since as you all know I am here for the people, I decided tio experiment with this. Also keep in mind that putting a razor to that part of my anatomy causes shrinkage, butt puckering, and my toes to touch my heels. Since I couldn't use a razor I decided the next logical method. Singe the hair. Guys...a little FYI...Never, and I mean never...put a lighter to your testicles! It will come as no surprise to most of you that I am also a tad behind the times when it comes to sexual positions. I realize this, and in an effort to upgrade my skills, I went on a fact-finding mission. Here's what I discovered. I am sooo behind the times! I had no idea that sexual positions had clever names. Had no idea the human body could do half this stuff. And definitely didn't know so many appliances and gizmos can be used. Here are a few of the more common sexual positions I discovered: Cross Legged Mutant Butterfly Frog Kneeling Pretzel Riding the T Old Faithful Rocket Sled Yawning Dog Asian Cowgirl Fusion Deck Chair Throat Swab Scarf The 6 most popular positions: 1. Control your O 2. Johnny Cum Quickly 3. Chicken Soup 4. Soft Rock 5. G-Spot Jiggy 6. Now & Zen I had no idea. I have a list of my own. Keep in mind, these are not for amateurs! Here are some of my heartfelt suggestions: 1. Corned Beef & Cabbage Patch 2. Osama Bend Over 3. Dangling Participle 4. Black-eyed Peas 5. Dancing Munchkin 6. The Stuttering Cooter 7. Sac Race 8. Marine Raiders & the Peasant Girl 9. Mt. St. Helens 10. Hitler Gets A Noogie I suspect I may have missed a few. Here ya go...what's your favorite position?  [blog talldarkavg1] |
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3/20/2006 8:00 am |
LMAO! G-Spot Jiggy as well as Corned Beef and Cabbage Patch are my favs!
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3/20/2006 8:44 am |
My favorite is the Saskatchewan Cowgirl Rodeo position that quickly can change to Johnny Cum Quickly
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Considering how much of my time I spend online these days, I'd say that In Front Of The Monitor, if not my favorite, seems to be the most common. Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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3/20/2006 8:59 am |
I guess I am naive after all....and here I thought I knew it all!! What book are you getting these positions out of? I wanna add it to my reading list! My personal favorite is one you didn't include, the seltzergasm!!  -B
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I would have to agree with 1hotwahine. I spent alot of time in front of the computer. But for me its called "Bent over the keyboard"
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Jockeying for Position Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde
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Ready one is never too old for this shit! I suggest you try the German Fist Cake or the Pennsylvania Pancake. Easier of the ear lobes! [blog talldarkavg1]
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Thanks Efiln. Mine too. Also like the Nutcracker's Sweet. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Saddle...is the tutoring on this? [blog talldarkavg1]
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1Hot for you I suggest the Mouse Knuckles position. Move the pad first to eliminate chaffing. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Gem the seltzergasm? Oh my. Sounds like alot more fun than the Gingasm. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Star...turn on the web cam! [blog talldarkavg1]
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Expat...I call that one the Job Interview. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Spin...be cautious when jockeying. Better yet, just switch to boxers. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Sexyfit...I'm going to have to try that one. Sounds like alot more fun than the oven mitt. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Billy thank you. LOL...wondered if anyone would catch that. [blog talldarkavg1]
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LMAO Salz...you fit in nicely here! [blog talldarkavg1]
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Huny...what was the question? [blog talldarkavg1]
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4/21/2006 9:56 pm |
The one that will make his eyes roll back in his head (which is a totally different one that makes an exe's eyes roll).
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mine is the "Insert Tab A into Slot B ... and repeat as needed"Position Thanks for Visiting my blog... It Is Wonderful To see your Homely albeit Sexy face again!! take care ... and dont be a stranger... stranger... tender hugs...m.
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