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Tall Exclusive...Mrs. Gollum Poses NUDE !  

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12/15/2008 6:35 pm
Tall Exclusive...Mrs. Gollum Poses NUDE !
Our sources in Hollywood just emailed an exclusive NUDE photo of Pinky Gollum said to be part of her photo shoot for Oui Ogre Magazine's January issue.

Pictured top left, Mrs. Gollum was unavailable for comment. However we did speak to Mr. Gollum about the shoot. "You can see the precious!" said Shlomo Gollum.

Rumors have long circulated about troubles between Pinky and Shlomo ever since the party at the Shrek mansion last summer. More on this as it develops...unless of course we can't hack into TMZ's system.

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rm_DaphneR 65F
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12/16/2008 12:58 am

 When did Michael Jackson grow boobs?
Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


Areyalonely2 68F
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12/16/2008 2:21 am
    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    When did Michael Jackson grow boobs?
........OMFG~~ROFPMPLMAO

Tall honey have you patented that spit shield yet???


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12/16/2008 3:17 am
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Well, yeah. It's OK to have a little eggnog before the Holiday right? Easter is right around the corner.
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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
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12/16/2008 3:18 am
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Was she looking at lawn mowers?
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12/16/2008 3:19 am
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You didn't call in did you?
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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
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12/16/2008 3:19 am
    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    When did Michael Jackson grow boobs?
you're killing me
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12/16/2008 3:20 am
    Quoting Areyalonely2:
    ........OMFG~~ROFPMPLMAO

    Tall honey have you patented that spit shield yet???
Not yet but I'm working on it.
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rm_ShyUTGal 64F
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12/16/2008 6:33 am

 OMfG! I saw her under my bed!!! I think she was left over from A Nightmare Before Christmas or Monster's Inc. Someone come rescue her, she's scaring my dogs!!


the_stray_cat 68F
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12/16/2008 8:52 am

 Gollum's first name was Smeagol.

I'm just saying....
Peace and love is where it's at.


rm_1hotwahine 70F
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12/16/2008 9:06 am
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Yeah, and she vacations in Kaanapali.
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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
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12/16/2008 9:55 am
    Quoting rm_ShyUTGal:
    OMfG! I saw her under my bed!!! I think she was left over from A Nightmare Before Christmas or Monster's Inc. Someone come rescue her, she's scaring my dogs!!
I am going to forward the number for Molly Maid.
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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
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12/16/2008 9:58 am
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    Gollum's first name was Smeagol.

    I'm just saying....
One of them was indeed Smeagol. You see, a lot of people don't know this, they were triplets. Smeagol was the oldest, then Shlomo, then Shemp. Shlomo and Shemp held out for too much money as stand-ins and were never hired for the trilogy.
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12/16/2008 10:01 am

 People vacation with kangaroos? Or are you referring to the Golf Course?
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luvgoindownunder 51M
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12/16/2008 4:28 pm

 I have to report additional sightings at the grocery store, but typically only the WalMart grocery.

I heard a rumor that Shlomo was in photo shoot with the Harry Potter guy nude on a horse. Any truth to this? Do epic fantasy celebs commingle?


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12/16/2008 5:27 pm
    Quoting luvgoindownunder:
    I have to report additional sightings at the grocery store, but typically only the WalMart grocery.

    I heard a rumor that Shlomo was in photo shoot with the Harry Potter guy nude on a horse. Any truth to this? Do epic fantasy celebs commingle?
The horse on the hill rumor has been spreading all over, lending credence to the Swayback Mountain rumor. If the movie surfaces...it must be true.
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12/17/2008 4:28 am

 nothing but the best. I remember. Just as soon as it's perfected I'll release it. It still isn't shatterproof.
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12/17/2008 6:20 pm
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isn't the hair too clean to be Amy?
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