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Fantasy Sex...Tell The Truth  

rm_talldarkavg1 113M
11778 posts
12/4/2008 9:11 pm
Fantasy Sex...Tell The Truth

As usual, something popped into my head. It resembled a thought. I remember hearing a line from a television show where a married couple had a "doable" list. They each had listed somebody that they would do in a country minute (country minutes are 3.9 seconds longer than city minutes).

I began thinking about who I would do in a country minute. Most of mine are probably the same as most guys. You know, the usual hotties like Sherry Lewis' Lambchop, LaTrina Goldfarb (she was an extra [in the blue coat] in the movie Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein, and of course anybody that would do me.

Then I began thinking about real people. People in here. Hmm, who would I do in Blogville? I quickly zeroed in on the females. I find witty, sense of humor, and savvy very appealing. Oh yea...6 or 7 pound breasts are nice too, but not necessary. I think I may not be alone here. I'm thinking that maybe others fantasize about other bloggers. Wonder about their touch, how they might look into our eyes, are they a good kisser?

OK Blogville...time to share. Who would you do in country minute? A celeb? Someone in here? Someone who requires a bicycle pump to appear? Who's doable?


[blog talldarkavg1]


saddletrampsask 61F

12/4/2008 10:09 pm

you..


Scott_in_Tulsa 52M
1325 posts
12/5/2008 5:07 am

Oh there's so many! Do i have to pick just one ? How come i can't have them all ?

"We are all worms, but i like to think of myself as a glow-worm" - Winston Churchill


rm_ShyUTGal 64F
11101 posts
12/5/2008 5:54 am

Well You. and then uhmmmm You. and maybe for dessert YOU.

Others include George Clooney, Catherine Zeta-Jones; from here NBW, several of my watched list bloggers and well YOU.


rm_swallow22us 71M/52F
1599 posts
12/5/2008 7:32 am

Hey for me the Skye's the limit, When I've done the best and been done by the best. I'm done with the rest.

Do in a minute? now thats just nasty, luckily Canadian minutes are 2.32 US hours long, jus gotta love those time zones.

As always
Swallow


amoldenough 77F
16422 posts
12/5/2008 9:31 am

There are a few on here I would do, but I aint tellin!

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."


rm_DaphneR 65F
8019 posts
12/5/2008 2:57 pm

Ya know, of the three bloggers I have done on this site only one still has an account. I did NOT kill them or wear them out either!

Yeah, I'm planning on "doing" the third more. There might be a few more, but things seem to work out better the less names are thrown about, ya know?


Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
12/5/2008 3:04 pm

aw shucks

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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
12/5/2008 3:06 pm

    Quoting  :

Just go for it. Trust me, a guy gets one look at your twins...you're in!

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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
12/5/2008 3:08 pm

    Quoting  :

bootyliscious. Does that mean smackable?

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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
12/5/2008 3:10 pm

    Quoting  :

Thank you Polly. I can promise you this much...I wouldn't be the best sex you ever had, but I would be the funniest.

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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
12/5/2008 3:13 pm

    Quoting Scott_in_Tulsa:
    Oh there's so many! Do i have to pick just one ? How come i can't have them all ?
I thought about that too. But there are SO many. If I took each one I wanted...and then was sentenced 5 to 7 for each offense...I'd never get out of prison.

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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
12/5/2008 3:14 pm

    Quoting rm_ShyUTGal:
    Well You. and then uhmmmm You. and maybe for dessert YOU.

    Others include George Clooney, Catherine Zeta-Jones; from here NBW, several of my watched list bloggers and well YOU.

Oh my...was I on your list? You're too sweet. Into watching winded old guys take oxygen are ya?

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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
12/5/2008 3:19 pm

    Quoting  :



I think a country inch is the same as a standard inch, but it feels better. Each. I can NEVER get enough! Stuff a stocking with a turkey and I'll follow you anywhere. Can't blame you there. Gotta love a Keymaster.

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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
12/5/2008 3:21 pm

    Quoting rm_swallow22us:
    Hey for me the Skye's the limit, When I've done the best and been done by the best. I'm done with the rest.

    Do in a minute? now thats just nasty, luckily Canadian minutes are 2.32 US hours long, jus gotta love those time zones.
I wasn't aware of the time difference.

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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
12/5/2008 3:23 pm

    Quoting amoldenough:
    There are a few on here I would do, but I aint tellin!
I understand. It isn't kiss and tell until afterward though.

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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
12/5/2008 3:27 pm

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    Ya know, of the three bloggers I have done on this site only one still has an account. I did NOT kill them or wear them out either!

    Yeah, I'm planning on "doing" the third more. There might be a few more, but things seem to work out better the less names are thrown about, ya know?
Daph I respect your secrecy. The sign of a lady. I admit publicly to the one person on here I did. Talldarkavg1. What an embarrassing lack of skill and rhythm, but I'm patient.

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sugar4you1980 43F
5077 posts
12/5/2008 6:20 pm

There is this absolutely adorable man who comes into my store several times a week. He rarely says much, but he has the prettiest blue eyes and an intriguing smile. I often wonder what his is thinking. I know what I'm thinking . .. I'd do him in a country minute!

The most important thing you can wear is the expression on your face!


Scott_in_Tulsa 52M
1325 posts
12/5/2008 7:22 pm

    Quoting rm_talldarkavg1:
    I thought about that too. But there are SO many. If I took each one I wanted...and then was sentenced 5 to 7 for each offense...I'd never get out of prison.
Silly man, you either have to convince them to have sex with you or make sure they're completely unconscious... anything in between is a charge waiting to happen!

"We are all worms, but i like to think of myself as a glow-worm" - Winston Churchill


rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
12/6/2008 3:52 am

    Quoting sugar4you1980:
    There is this absolutely adorable man who comes into my store several times a week. He rarely says much, but he has the prettiest blue eyes and an intriguing smile. I often wonder what his is thinking. I know what I'm thinking . .. I'd do him in a country minute!
After looking at your photo, I'm pretty sure what he's thinking. He's feeling like his browser...he's blocking a pop up.

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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
12/6/2008 3:57 am

    Quoting  :

I'm sorry to hear about your past experiences. 0 for 3 isn't good. I advocate the one in Indiana. There are many benefits to dating Indiana men. Unfortunately they escape me at the moment, but I'm sure there are some.

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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
12/6/2008 3:58 am

    Quoting Scott_in_Tulsa:
    Silly man, you either have to convince them to have sex with you or make sure they're completely unconscious... anything in between is a charge waiting to happen!
Well, I do have trouble on dates. How do you keep them from waking up before you get them in the trunk?

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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
12/6/2008 3:59 am

    Quoting  :

a lady after my own heart

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rm_cum2kissu2 59F
10784 posts
12/6/2008 5:29 am

Well well.....
well done, you managed to say a lot without naming whom you'd do in a 'country minute,' you tell me yours & i'll telly you mine!

Give you a hint....
Celebs DON'T Float my boat but, a wonderful mind, & sense of humor are definitely appealing qualities!

KissuShazzi


WonDumFok 60M
25277 posts
12/6/2008 2:03 pm

Hell I am Fok'in lucky if I even get to do me

Won


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hotandhorny1082 66F
2232 posts
12/6/2008 2:46 pm

Besides you? steel horse64

hotandhorny1082


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