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Finally There Is Inexpense Surgery For The Terminally Homely
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Finally There Is Inexpense Surgery For The Terminally Homely I am pleased to announce That I have just graduated from the prestigious Picasso School of Cosmetic Surgery. Now I know what you're asking yourself, "OK Tall, that's cool but how does that apply to me? Like, what's the BFD?" TallCo® will be opening franchises throughout the U.S. and Canada offering affordable cosmetic surgery to everyone! That is my dream. Actually this dream started in my childhood when I realized other people were homely too. People, do you come from a long line of homely people? Do you represent the sixth generation that has been chased by villagers with pitchforks? As the oldest, was it your job to serve as family enforcer? Remember when you were a and would spot grandma in the front yard, did you run out and yell, "Grandma...get in the back yard. Grandma...don't make me throw another rock at you!"? That can all change with one semi-simple procedure. Pictured here is Ms. Ginger Vitis with her before and after photos. What a difference! And for only $30 ($4 in Canada). I know what you're thinking..."Tall...can you do the same work on my boobs?" You bet. Watch for a location near you. Timeless beauty is...well, timeless.  [blog talldarkavg1] |
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I think I'll pass on having surgery myself, but I would be interested in opening a franchise. Are there business opportunities to be had?
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I would be more than happy to lift your boobies. For FREE! But you do realize...as soon as I let go of them they'll look the same. [blog talldarkavg1]
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If you want Michael Jackson's nose there is no need for an appointment. We can mail it to you. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Huh...could have sworn I was sleep walking. [blog talldarkavg1]
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I think I'll pass on having surgery myself, but I would be interested in opening a franchise. Are there business opportunities to be had? [blog talldarkavg1]
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Well, most of what you have said here applies to the rest of my family, you've seen the pic of my mother. But somehow, those scary ass genes have bipassed me thank god! So Tall, I'm sorry, but no surgery for me, I look too damned good as I am already  Nope, no conceit in my family, I've got it all    Blessed Be
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Whats the cost of a franchise? no matter, I can make a FORTUNE working on Skye's family. Hell anything short of gangrene would be an IMPROVEMENT. Oh and by the way what comes with the franchise and would I need anything besides rubber gloves a pen knife and a turkey baster to get started? As always Swallow
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10/8/2008 5:45 pm |
'Hope you can make it through the first few start-up years during this terrible economic slowdown, Tall! IF anyone can, I'm confident it will be you! Good luck on yet another great business idea! 
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Well thank goodness you didn't attend the salvador dali school of cosmetic surgery... Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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Well, most of what you have said here applies to the rest of my family, you've seen the pic of my mother. But somehow, those scary ass genes have bipassed me thank god! So Tall, I'm sorry, but no surgery for me, I look too damned good as I am already Nope, no conceit in my family, I've got it all [blog talldarkavg1]
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You came to me in the knick of time darlin'. I can pretty much guarantee that those nipples will be safe and sound. I also offer nipple guards! [blog talldarkavg1]
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Whats the cost of a franchise? no matter, I can make a FORTUNE working on Skye's family. Hell anything short of gangrene would be an IMPROVEMENT. Oh and by the way what comes with the franchise and would I need anything besides rubber gloves a pen knife and a turkey baster to get started? [blog talldarkavg1]
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'Hope you can make it through the first few start-up years during this terrible economic slowdown, Tall! IF anyone can, I'm confident it will be you! Good luck on yet another great business idea! [blog talldarkavg1]
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You're hired! Do keep in mind...the job physical is quite lengthy. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Well thank goodness you didn't attend the salvador dali school of cosmetic surgery... [blog talldarkavg1]
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Who said that? [blog talldarkavg1]
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Great to see you again Senator. I voted for you! Run this year. [blog talldarkavg1]
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10/16/2008 8:17 pm |
Mocking homely just aint right . We the homely are a huge minority. Piss us off and we might all come sit in your front yard.  [post 1544865]
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Mocking homely just aint right . We the homely are a huge minority. Piss us off and we might all come sit in your front yard. [post 1544865] [blog talldarkavg1]
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