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EVERYTHING That You Have Ever Heard About Asian Women Is True!
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EVERYTHING That You Have Ever Heard About Asian Women Is True! This entry is aimed at the Blogville male population! As Blogville's resident female Asian authority, and part-time Singapore Basket designer, I felt it important that I shed some light on the mysterious ladies of the Orient. Do keep in mind, when selecting an Asian lady, DO NOT pick a member of the Communist Party as these women tend to be a tad non-compliant and carry firearms. Who needs that? I'm talking about the Asian ladies here. The particular Angel that I will be addressing I think typifies the type of lady you guys are seeking. First let's discuss stature shall we? OK. These ladies tend to be in the 5 foot to 5 foot 1 range. Perfect height! Spinner? You betcha! Do they like spinning? Of course they do. They just want to please you. Another distinct advantage to a lady of this height...do you love midget tossing but ran out of midgets? She'll be happy to volunteer for you! Next is attitude. These ladies never have an opinion, rarely speak, and live to serve you! Nothing makes her happier than when you talk dirty to her, email your fantasies, or tempt her with American chocolate. But remember guys, offering her silk hosiery is offensive! These ladies are into fantasies. Play Hitler and the peasant girl, or Give my Hero heato. They love it. Are they hot? You better believe it. Most of them even before you offer money! Another favorite of these ladies is foot posing next to your Johnson for photos. Trust me...even us white guys look huge with a size 2½ next to him. Impressive. Most impressive. So when you shoot off your email to these ladies, or any woman, offer the money up front. This impresses them and shows that you are a man of means. Next, send a dick pic. This way she'll know right away if you need foot poses with her. Then share your fantasies. Be graphic. Nothing impresses a woman faster that a total stranger talking dirty to her. Don't fret if you misspell words, omit words, or can't type one-handed...it doesn't matter. OK, go get you an Asian lady. Or any other now that you are armed with the secrets. DISCLAIMER: I am innocent! I was put up to this. Granted, it may have been one of my other personalities.  [blog talldarkavg1] |
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Tall's guide to getting blocked and reported. Peace and love is where it's at.
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Oh, you bad! "Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened." 
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Tall's guide to getting blocked and reported. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Oh, you bad! [blog talldarkavg1]
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Great, me is gona git me one but only if she does takeout as in garbage to the curb and Cum Pow Nookie. As for the photos they make inches look like feet Whoo Hooo As always Swallow
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Who can blame you? I agree completely. She has hoarded the emails long enough. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Great, me is gona git me one but only if she does takeout as in garbage to the curb and Cum Pow Nookie. As for the photos they make inches look like feet Whoo Hooo [blog talldarkavg1]
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Basket designer? Oh, I'm sorry...I thought you said part-time basket case.  Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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Oh Joe, you make me soo howny, me do boom-boom long time Joe! How much money you got?   Blessed Be
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Basket designer? Oh, I'm sorry...I thought you said part-time basket case. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Oh Joe, you make me soo howny, me do boom-boom long time Joe! How much money you got? [blog talldarkavg1]
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Let me check...OK figuring the exchange rate...applying the principles of Luca Pacioli...carry the two...add the GNP...12¢. CASH Blessed Be
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You cheap Joe, me vawy espensive. No boom-boom for you Joe! [blog talldarkavg1]
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10/7/2008 3:52 pm |
Ain't never had one of those "small spinners", Tall! But I once had me one of those "two-ton tanks"! Damn near crushed my skinny ass!  You're skatin' on thin ice here with the politically correct crowd. I won't report ya, 'cause I ain't political and I ain't correct. 
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Ain't never had one of those "small spinners", Tall! But I once had me one of those "two-ton tanks"! Damn near crushed my skinny ass! You're skatin' on thin ice here with the politically correct crowd. I won't report ya, 'cause I ain't political and I ain't correct. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Angel, thank you for tipping the hand here. I wonder if people are afraid to address issues when they aren't sure of the writer's intentions. I fear PC has become more than a double edged sword. My intention on this post was to open the eyes of some of the buttmunches that roam our cyberstreets hoping that could see their own ignorance and stop the email crap. Well, the second intention was to see if I could get you some more blog stories from the ones that didn't get the point. If I scared anyone here, or offended anyone with this story...please re-read it. It is not offensive. It is in support of all women in their email experiences with morons. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Well stated Coyote. No male can know. All we can do is educate and hope. [blog talldarkavg1]
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TDA, you know I dont like to speak my mind about 'issues'..... but since abuse of women is more than a everyday occurrence, I tend to get into a rant. I knew you were being your typical witty self and the sarcasm was aimed at the assholes that permeate this damn site. I wont go into the rant. I will bite my tongue and keep my blood pressure down. I know you love women......look at your beautiful daughters and if need be how you still are friends with your ex. I rest my case, Darlin. tender hugs.....m.
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TDA, you know I dont like to speak my mind about 'issues'..... but since abuse of women is more than a everyday occurrence, I tend to get into a rant. I knew you were being your typical witty self and the sarcasm was aimed at the assholes that permeate this damn site. I wont go into the rant. I will bite my tongue and keep my blood pressure down. I know you love women......look at your beautiful daughters and if need be how you still are friends with your ex. I rest my case, Darlin. tender hugs.....m. [blog talldarkavg1]
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So once you've gotten rid of every other man on the site for TOU violations, you do realize that you're going to have to service every woman here ON DEMAND, right? No matter how hideous. No matter how horny. No matter how weird her interests are. I give it a month before you're in a padded room, rocking back and forth and repeating over and over, "so cold. So very, very cold."
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So once you've gotten rid of every other man on the site for TOU violations, you do realize that you're going to have to service every woman here ON DEMAND, right? No matter how hideous. No matter how horny. No matter how weird her interests are. I give it a month before you're in a padded room, rocking back and forth and repeating over and over, "so cold. So very, very cold." [blog talldarkavg1]
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oh Boy could I get in trouble ..... with a capital T 
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oh Boy could I get in trouble ..... with a capital T [blog talldarkavg1]
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Good post Tall, Its about time someone sets the record straight on Asians. I only have a few comments to add. Communist Asians can make good mates. However, you must realize that they are used to being suppressed; commonly with large sticks or sometimes even tanks. So, you must rule them with a stern hand. If this is not your speed, I would suggest a good Asian Buddhist. They are very passive. They will never go against you, but if you push them too far there is a small chance they may set themselves on fire. I would rather focus on my favorite flavor of Asians, Japanese. These women have been aptly trained over the centuries to serve men. They make excellent servants and I highly recommend one or two for your collection. They make a wonderful squeaking sound during doggie style and shortly after pleasing they promptly do the laundry. If I may add to your advice concerning the Angel, you must be aware she is the quintessential Japanese woman. She does not speak until spoken to. She has no opinions of her own and is very submissive. So all you doms out there let her know you are the boss, she loves being told what to do. Anyone contacting her should not only send a dick pic, but also evidence that you can aim your load with precision. The Japanese after all invented bukkake and load placement is essential for when you decide to share her with your friends. Her sexiest outfits are her Washington Yellowskins cheerleader uniform and the typical Catholic school girl uniform that all Asian girls are born with. So, do ask to see pictures of her in those as she loves fulfilling picture requests. Good luck and if you get a negative response at first, just keep trying. She will give in somewhere around the 50th e-mail. Disclaimer: I had full permission and was in fact forced to do this by a dominant Asian.
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Good post Tall, Its about time someone sets the record straight on Asians. I only have a few comments to add. Communist Asians can make good mates. However, you must realize that they are used to being suppressed; commonly with large sticks or sometimes even tanks. So, you must rule them with a stern hand. If this is not your speed, I would suggest a good Asian Buddhist. They are very passive. They will never go against you, but if you push them too far there is a small chance they may set themselves on fire. I would rather focus on my favorite flavor of Asians, Japanese. These women have been aptly trained over the centuries to serve men. They make excellent servants and I highly recommend one or two for your collection. They make a wonderful squeaking sound during doggie style and shortly after pleasing they promptly do the laundry. If I may add to your advice concerning the Angel, you must be aware she is the quintessential Japanese woman. She does not speak until spoken to. She has no opinions of her own and is very submissive. So all you doms out there let her know you are the boss, she loves being told what to do. Anyone contacting her should not only send a dick pic, but also evidence that you can aim your load with precision. The Japanese after all invented bukkake and load placement is essential for when you decide to share her with your friends. Her sexiest outfits are her Washington Yellowskins cheerleader uniform and the typical Catholic school girl uniform that all Asian girls are born with. So, do ask to see pictures of her in those as she loves fulfilling picture requests. Good luck and if you get a negative response at first, just keep trying. She will give in somewhere around the 50th e-mail. Disclaimer: I had full permission and was in fact forced to do this by a dominant Asian. Persistence is the key. Asian women are taught from birth to make sure that a man is deserving of their incredible talents. Hell, I know 2 Asian women that have killed men in bed. One did it just but looking at him. Pay the price guys. Stick to it. [blog talldarkavg1]
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