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Time For Some NEW Cliches, Sayings, and Words Of Wisdom
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Time For Some NEW Cliches, Sayings, and Words Of Wisdom Unless you just crawled out from beneath a rock, and maybe some of you have, everyone understands certain things in movies and television. They may be unwritten, but we understand them. For example: If 2 women fight; There will be pulling hair, they will fall down, the will roll over twice. Movie women are immune to menstration. Cave women have shaved legs and armpits. If a woman is being chased, she will fall down. A dying person's last words are always audible, coherent, and significant. No matter how extensively your spaceship is damaged, it will still have gravity. Athletes have a honed skill for looking into a crowd of millions and spotting a loved one. Evil bomb makers always have the courtesy to include an LED display informing the hero how long before it blows up. Movie people can get cabs instantly...unless they're in danger. If you shoot a car NOT driven by a hero...it will blow up. People with ice packs on their head have a hangover. Movie and TV babies are born in a few minutes. Jeez. Enough already. Cliches are even worse. We need some new stuff. Here are a few Tallisms that may be applied when needed. That makes about as much sense as hiring George W. Bush to tutor your . That's about as useful as giving Stevie Wonder a hearing aid. Fake is the new real. You get what you steal. It's as easy as getting a blowjob from Rosie O'Donnell. I've never liked you, and I always will. He's so lazy he puts popcorn in his pancakes just so he doesn't have to flip them. Remember...if you're not drunk...you can lie on the floor without holding on! She always wanted to be somebody. She should have been more specific though. (insert any city) is the greatest place on earth to visit. If you want a souvenir..be sure to take home the police sketch of your assailant. 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 is an idiot. I believe that President Bush can make this country what it once was...barren and covered in ice. Talking about religion is like dancing about architecture. [blog talldarkavg1] |
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Informative and insightful, as ever! I've come to expect nothing less from you! (as well as the biggest laughs ever)
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Thankyou thankyou thankyou, that rock was really starting to be a pain. As always Swallow
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9/26/2007 4:30 pm |
I haven't received my 'BudLightBeerBrella' yet! Where the hell is it! My beer's gettin' warm! 
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You're welcome. I needed the kisses. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Thank you. I'm here to help. Something [blog talldarkavg1]
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Informative and insightful, as ever! I've come to expect nothing less from you! (as well as the biggest laughs ever) [blog talldarkavg1]
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Thankyou thankyou thankyou, that rock was really starting to be a pain. What rock? [blog talldarkavg1]
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Fake is the new real. Fake has been the new real since 1985.
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I haven't received my 'BudLightBeerBrella' yet! Where the hell is it! My beer's gettin' warm! Please allow 3 to 57 weeks for delivery. Except for the mainland which may take longer. [blog talldarkavg1]
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9/26/2007 5:28 pm |
my daughter and i have one for you: normal is the new weird.
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my daughter and i have one for you: normal is the new weird. [blog talldarkavg1]
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(sniff) I'm so proud! I am so glad I hired a writer. This is the best 4 million I ever signed an I O U for! [blog talldarkavg1]
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What rock? the one that I crawled out from under. Lord sweet Jesus in a flight suit man, read your own post. Next time I won't be so gentle, better yet I will send ((((( Skye the first )))))) and getter of rocks off every where to set you straight. Yuh understand me sunshine? oh and Ps Finaly got my first 666 post No.with this one so take heed K. As always Swallow
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Fake is the new real. Fake has been the new real since 1985. Did you hear about president Kennedy? Hope he's ok. [blog talldarkavg1]
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LMAO. Get ready for the rimshot...Donald Trump? [blog talldarkavg1]
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What rock? the one that I crawled out from under. Lord sweet Jesus in a flight suit man, read your own post. Next time I won't be so gentle, better yet I will send ((((( Skye the first )))))) and getter of rocks off every where to set you straight. Yuh understand me sunshine? oh and Ps Finaly got my first 666 post No.with this one so take heed K. Thank you Sir may I have another? [blog talldarkavg1]
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Thank you!! [blog talldarkavg1]
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9/27/2007 6:52 am |
It's as easy as getting a blowjob from Rosie O'Donnell. may I? It's as easy as DONALD TRUMP getting a blowjob from Rosie O'Donnell. there that's better... TTFN
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9/27/2007 6:53 am |
LMAO. Get ready for the rimshot...Donald Trump? *LOL* TTFN
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LMAO! I'm learning that you are a silly nut! I like this very much and must now pop in here for a visit in the morning, so I may enjoy a happy start to the day! Thank you for the giggles! {=}
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excellent You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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It's as easy as getting a blowjob from Rosie O'Donnell. may I? It's as easy as DONALD TRUMP getting a blowjob from Rosie O'Donnell. there that's better... [blog talldarkavg1]
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*see above* *LOL* [blog talldarkavg1]
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LMAO! I'm learning that you are a silly nut! I like this very much and must now pop in here for a visit in the morning, so I may enjoy a happy start to the day! Thank you for the giggles! {=} [blog talldarkavg1]
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excellent [blog talldarkavg1]
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