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Camp Update! Things are hopping at Camp Aphrodisiac! If you haven't signed up...go to CAMP APHRODISIACGet Excited vatraveler1948 vatraveler1948 is telling us all the stories of his camping experience in his blog. And ZZ_Todd [blog ZZ_Todd] is keeping us all amused with his versions of campfire songs. Today, Mzhunyhole [blog Mzhunyhole] started a food fight. She hit Oldude1946 Oldude1946 in his bare ass with a piece of strawberry shortcake. Of course....who could resist hitting that bare ass with something! But all hell broke loose then! And even head counselor electricompany couldn't contain the orgy of food and naked bodies that happened. After all, Mzhunyhole is our queen here in blogland...so all her loyal subjects just followed her! And what have I been doing? Stand by for the next post!  |
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7/19/2006 6:35 am |
I hate missing a good food fight, nothing like ducking the mashed potato's to put the zip in your day.
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7/19/2006 6:50 am |
Yep, I've had a few people gathered around the campfire down by the lake while I speak of past camp memories. Don't worry, no ghost stories... just my Memories of summer camp. So far there have been 7 brief vignettes... [post 429102] * * [post 429114] * * [post 430132] * * [post 430281] * * [post 431452] * * [post 431979] and finally [post 432899]. There will be a few more, you know how it goes with storytelling... one memory jogs another.
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There Ain't No Flies on Us!And the other side of the dining hall responds, only louder.
And That's the way it went, back and forth until our voices gave out.
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7/19/2006 8:45 am |
*electric company just waking up with a hangover beside the burned out campfire* I'm supposing this empty keg of Coors is at fault for this pounding headache. I'm covered in ... grape jelly, salsa and ... is that ground rosemary?!? (Funny. I don't remember grinding with Rosemary!) I do vaguely remember a foodfight. What the! My tighty whities are missing, but look at this! The mean girls in cabin 8 tied a blue ribbon onto my pecker. They gave me first place! *Heart warms* Theres a note: "dere HED Cownsuller, hada gr8 time with you last nite. njoy givn you f1st plase. its a prize wee thenk will STICK with u for a laaawng time!  *tehe-tehe* hop u 4giv us 4 steelng ur nutsling Sinnseerle, The Soopah Slutz of Cabin 8." Huh. Well maybe those mean girls of Cabin 8 ain't so mean after all! I came here with a lot of apprehension about them being here, but now it looks like I've gained new friends!  I'm gonna put this blue ribbon in a safe place now. It's a keepsake!Hey! Why won't the ribbon come off? What's this empty tube of SuperGlue doing here on the ground? "WARNING: Bonds instantly with skin."  NUUUUUURSE !!!!!!!!!
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Even tho I started them I always managed to avoid the food fights at camp. 
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7/19/2006 9:14 am |
I've been so busy giving out those "Vitamin B-12" injections that NO WONDER folks are going off naked in the woods, throwing food, eating off bodies too.... oh and the dances .... good gracious, the muscles that are moving on those limbs ... enough to give ya HOT FLASHES!!! Those extended hours have left me needing a really long hot bath, a massage and several men to fan me ... ahhhhh  Life is good  warm huggies 2ya Sweet Lady I have a few more members to check on ... seems like a small outbreak of "posion ivy" has happen to several of the Campee's 
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Now that is just too funny!
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7/19/2006 11:52 am |
angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 1:34 pm: You're just going to have to wear that ribbon for awhile. Better yet.....let me tie a bell to it...and then we'll all know when you're cumming! lol LOL!! I like the bell! Since no nurses were available (I thought they were supposed to be on call!  ) I had to improvise. After a few ibuprofen, the pain subsided and I went to visit the camp's All-Hottie-Handbell-Choir. Things feel much better now.Good news: Some of the nicer ladies here at Camp Aph have given "Mr. JingleBallz" a few pity jingles! Good stuff. Thank you. No kiss-and-tell here, but let's just say my thing has been "ringing off the hook-up". Thanks for tying one on with me, Angel. Bad news: The girls in CABIN 8! They made a mean joke about my bell.  Q: "Like, what has a bent clapper and sounds like a bell?" A: "Like, ElectricCompany's DONG!" Make them stop it, Angel!
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7/19/2006 12:42 pm |
Hey angel we be having fun lying in the tropical sun on these here white sand beaches!! One more wek and then back to thedaily grind  So we wont be back i n time for summer camp,but will be starting a new blog  Micahbiguns and C
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7/19/2006 1:01 pm |
What the ...? I thought I missed the signup....!?!? Now I'm missing the fun. ***off to signup!***
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7/19/2006 5:03 pm |
O Gawd Angel!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is just too DAMNED FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Power To FOK
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Hi angel. Just dropping by to see what's up.
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7/19/2006 6:24 pm |
*whispering a secret to MuffLands* Don't count on any of the "nurses" around here! I needed a nurse real bad earlier today (and not "needed a nurse" in the good way!). When someone finally got around to me, she just tied a bell on my owie! Never saw that in a first aid manual!  That's why I'll be outta pocket for a few days. Gotta go to the Johnsons-Cockins Medical Center and see what the Center for Cock Rot Control can do about the superglue on my wang. Explanation? Ask Cabin 8!
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7/19/2006 9:06 pm |
angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 10:43 pm: Electric.....now you know better than to put the nurses down since I'm one of them.....and The Maggstress is heading up the group at the clinic. *Electric whispers to Angel* That's why i whispered it to MuffLands! Why were you eavesdropping? I hope HEAD nurse Maggers didn't hear it! Prolly did. My apologies to both of you. dang. Blogging's hard!
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7/21/2006 7:18 pm |
My poor ol strawberry shortcake covered ass 
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7/24/2006 6:20 pm |
HEY! Just got back from the Johnsons-Cockins Medical Center for Cock Rot Control! The details are here at [post 438369]. Thank you for the warm, gushing wishes, SuzieQ27! Please, don't put a stitch of clothing back on after you go for a swim with us all in the Camp Aph pool. I need to introduce you to my new Slurp'n'Slide. It's watersports for two! Besides I need to show you how my "dinkle" is back in the "pinkle"! Suzie, would playing the "Liberty Bell March" take your mind off the Benny Hill song?
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7/24/2006 6:27 pm |
*ElectricCompany makes note on Official Head Counsellor Clipboard SweetSinn2690 to be assigned to Cabin 8 for Camp Aphrodisiac 2007. I think she might be the one to bring their intensity down a notch. The right one to "Sweeten the pot" as it were!
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7/25/2006 3:34 pm |
Love it when Susie's outfit gets wet, though. It starts to shrink as it dries out and then the nippers just POP out! (.Y.)
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