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HORNY!!!  

angelofmercy5 66F
7683 posts
6/9/2006 10:14 am

Last Read:
8/15/2013 11:51 pm

HORNY!!!

I wanna be somebody's lover!

Any takers?????


HighPocKets1938 85M

6/9/2006 10:38 am

You should be busy for quite some time dear one. If you can find the time, would you please add my resune to the inbox. I realize that it is going to be full in less time than it took for you to open the position to applicants, but at least maybe I can be "in the running" one day.


penguinluvr 65M
1088 posts
6/9/2006 10:53 am

Sorry Angel. You're a little out of my excursion range. If you ever get within say 100 miles of Garland (overnight range on the bike), drop me a line and we will see what happens. Bike riders make longer lovers!

Opus


HBowt2 66F

6/9/2006 11:11 am

if you have any left over send them this way please...


VATraveler1948 75M

6/9/2006 11:14 am

Is this an open job posting? If so, my resume will be in your e-mail box momentarily.


slim1691000 74M

6/9/2006 11:26 am

Be glad to fill that position...what about your surgery? Do we need find alternate way of reaching satisfaction?


GMURN 74F

6/9/2006 11:34 am

I'm with Howbt2.....how about the leftovers


campfirecozy 74M

6/9/2006 12:44 pm

Is this one of those take a ticket, take a seat things?
Hugs,
Cozy


horny4770 67M

6/9/2006 1:43 pm

Hmmmm....I've often been accused of being forward, but in my opinion, ask not; have not!

Sorry, I just can't wait two more weeks cuz I'm 'Horny', NOW! lol

H.


VATraveler1948 75M

6/9/2006 2:18 pm

Resume
Sensitive and caring Lover
vatraveler1948

Objective:
+ Service-focused lover with 45 years job experience looking for long-term or temporary position with a highly-sex woman.

+ Expert interpersonal skills. Solid reputation as a dependable lover.

Experience:
35+ years of experience with single-partner. Strong background in advanced titillation and sexual stimulation. Excellent oral skills, highly successful in facilitating strong orgasmic responses in women.

Key Accomplishments:
+ Fathered two beautiful girls.
+ Successfully resided for over 20 years in a household with three women, often in simultaneous pre-menstrual syndrome.
+ Consistently thrived in an often hostile environment, avoided premature emasculation on countless occasions.
+ Balls! - He still has them and they work!

Education:
Master's Degree
College of Hard Knocks
Middle of the Road, Virginia 1973

SKILLS:
Skill Name - Level - Last Used - Years Experience
Cunnilingus - Master- This morning - 35+ years
Vaginal Sex - Master - This morning - 35+ years
Anal Sex - Advanced - May 2006 - 15+ Years
Petting - Grand Master - This morning - 45+ years
Heavy Breathing - Master - This morning - 57+ years
Fatherhood - Grand Master - 1975 (last confirmed date, more recent experience rumored but unconfirmed)

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION:
+ Available for immediate placement in a permanent or temporary capacity.
+ Willing to learn new skills. You CAN Teach This Old Dog New Tricks
+ Call for interview and road-test... you won't regret it!


interested13563 60M
2557 posts
6/9/2006 2:19 pm

Sigh and again sigh!!!!!! And patient....


vrec_dawn 47M

6/9/2006 4:09 pm

Hey, me too! Is there a support group or a club to join?


oldude1946 78M

6/9/2006 4:31 pm

I gots the pill and one of these\8


LabioBent 112M
2082 posts
6/9/2006 5:09 pm

You must be all better!
Healed and good as new!
Great!

I'm headed for the I-95 right now!

Ah! You got ant $$$$$$'s to help with the gas?

XO
Labio


rm_coathanger1 55M
859 posts
6/9/2006 5:19 pm

Hey! I've been up for the fun sex partner position for a while.. Have you already found someone for that?


kelly402005 59F

6/9/2006 6:00 pm

I'm not a taker, but I need one too!

Be good,
Alene


puntachueca 113M

6/9/2006 7:59 pm

I happily volunteer. In order to even have a remote chance here, could you choose the one who is willing to travel the farthest. I'm 1997 miles from you


rm_cru1972 52M
4407 posts
6/9/2006 8:07 pm

OHH, OHH, ME, Me, Pick me PLEASE, jumping up and down waving arms frantically


Looking0100 61M

6/9/2006 9:51 pm

Angel,

I might like to be your lover. I do not know. But you have doctor's advice. You need two more weeks of abstinence.

I am sorry about that. Sex is good. And you miss out on a lot of stuff. So am I. But you need to take good care of your body, so that it will be good to you when you get older.

You obviously feel good mentally. Or is this just a desperate cry for attention? Having good thoughts will help you heal faster physically. Keep up with your positive thoughts and I am sure you will be up and about in no time. Maybe the doctor will let you off the hook early. Here's wishing and hoping!

Your blog friend,

Jon C.


imLadyBambi 65M/57F

6/9/2006 10:15 pm

Mr. Bambi here...

I hope you find just the right person very soon - you deserve it!


rm_unlistedone 73M
2718 posts
6/11/2006 7:45 pm

There seems to be a large supply of volunteer's here for you to choose from, Angel. Who do I have to bribe to get closer to the front of the line?


seek_u_topia 58M

6/11/2006 8:31 pm

you know I would love to be your lover my sweetest angel. though somehow i think you already have your lover...


lovetokiss692 66M

6/12/2006 6:14 am

elegant


rm_HotChariSma 38M

6/16/2006 3:13 am

I wanna be somebody`s lover too but I can`t like or love someone easily.I`m so selective and I don`t like it much.But we can be lovers if you are my type though


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