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Blogs > kick_on > cooking up a storm

Cooking vs sex  

kick_on 56F
43 posts
9/12/2009 7:52 pm
Cooking vs sex

You wouldn't think there was a comparison initially but if you look into it a little bit more carefully, you'll see that the feelings are similar.

I cook for an outside catering company and most of our work is for weddings. The build-up is huge. Especially if we've got two or more weddings on the same day. Our most intense weekend was a couple of weeks ago when we had five weddings in two days. The planning took about a month.

On the day, the build-up is exquisite. You start slowly, plenty of time. You can enjoy the moment. Everything is going to plan. Then you begin to realise that things are moving. You begin to work more quickly. You start to feel anticipation and a certain amount of performance anxiety. The outcome is crucial (we're at someone's wedding in case you'd forgotten!) The<b> starter </font></b>is called and you know there's no turning back, things are in motion now and you can only do your best.

The<b> starter </font></b>is cleared and you'd better hope you've got main course ready for 160 people....

You serve the main, the meat is pink and perfect, the veg is firm and succulent, the sauce piquant. You are extatic,you have reached your zenith.

So you clear quickly, now for the come-down. Dessert is plated and served, it's SO pretty, you've taken time and effort over it and the people who eat it are delighted.

You smoke a cigarette, drained. You are fulfilled, the waiting staff bring you good feedback.

Now tell me cooking isn't like sex

haversack_smith 47M
6189 posts
9/15/2009 10:11 am

 It's a very valid comparison. The only difference being, I've never burned a lover... I have made one or two smoke though.


kick_on replies on 9/15/2009 10:25 am:
Yes, do you smoke after sex? Only if I go fast enough

huggs5000 58M
1 post
9/21/2009 8:03 am

 Yeah I have worked in enough kitchens to know that what you say has a certain amount of truth in it. So why is sex so much better than working in a kitchen?? lol


kick_on replies on 9/22/2009 12:28 pm:
Hmm, that's a really difficult question... xx

rm_Oxy_100 66M
2 posts
9/22/2009 7:21 am

 I love it and you're spot on!


kick_on replies on 9/22/2009 12:28 pm:
Thank you!

owl1959 64M

10/7/2009 4:39 am
    Quoting Feastonmycock:
    Can't we have cooking and then sex? ...then cigarette.

    I want it all

    x
All 3 of the above are "Bad for your health"..........What the hell count me in.....


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