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Nymphomaniac Choir  

Jierks_Jently 54M
226 posts
12/22/2010 5:55 am
Nymphomaniac Choir


I was delighted last night by the sound of carol-singing in the forecourt of Jently Hall, and after drawing back the bolts on the big front door I beheld a wondrous sight at the foot of the great steps.

The amassed ranks of the Wiltshire Nymphomaniacs Church Choir were assembled for their annual carol singing circuit. After they had given me their curious rendition of "oh Come all you unfaithful," and exchanged the season's greetings, they happily accepted my invitation to return at the end of the night for egg-nog and mince pies, and other refreshments.

Sure enough, shortly before midnight their breathless company descended, in raucous mood on the Hall once more, and I must say it turned into a bit of a party. I shouldn't reveal more except to add that certainly the celibatists terrorist organisation gained no new followers that night.

Thank goodness there were no neighbours to witness our late night naked rendition of Zadoch the Priest, or the drunken cavorting on the billiard table.

Merry Christmas to us all!

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