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Happy Sunday
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Happy Sunday "Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." Fred declared. "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure . "I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Fred replied. Things went downhill from there. A little Sunday humor for ya, but it did remind of a true funny story from my youth. I had a appendicitis attack in January of 1967, and the approach to recovery was different than today standards; namely you had to rest in bed (6 weeks)and didn't get up and walk around like they do today. Two of my friends were visiting, and the nurse came in to change my bandage. She pulled the curtain as my friends sat; she proceeded to say, "oh you have a small one there", and my buddies cracked up. She than pulled the curtain back and in a very stern nurse Ratched voice said, "I was referring to his dressing". Have a nice day and a pleasant tomorrow.  � CEEDEE � CEEDEE I suffer from delusions of grandeur |
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I heard this before but with a doctor instead of a nurse. It was nice of the nurse to stick up for you in front of your buddies! Check out my blog Loving Me... Tales of Life, Love and Lust at Love_My_42DDs_
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Laughter is good for the bones...amoungst other things  )YOOoouuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU know that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Just a little food for thought............. If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you... {=}
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