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Boycott The Cookie Cutter People!
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Boycott The Cookie Cutter People! We've all seen them. The profiles that are completely computer generated. Just pick and choose from the list and, voila! Instant profile! If you don't know what I'm talking about, here is an example: I'm the type who's restless in normal life. I need to find something unusual to wake me up. I'm your typical shy guy, only I'm not so typical. Hey there! I'm an easy going, nonjudgmental guy who's looking for new things to try out. When I'm out driving I like to see the sights along the backroads. Sexually, I'm open to anything. When I'm at home alone, a lot of personal projects and hobbies keep me occupied. The philosophy I live by is that it's all about making you cum until you beg me to stop. I'm in the mood for someone to help me explore my wild side. I like my partners to be open to anything. If you contact me I promise to send you home with a smile on your face. I'm not changing my life, I'm just trying to make it more interesting. I look forward to finding the right person; I know you're out there! Look familiar? It should. It would seem, there are tons of newer profiles that used some program to write their profiles. Used by men and women who are too lazy, or too stupid, or totally devoid of personality, so they can't even write a few sentences about themselves. I don't know about the rest of you, but I put effort into my profile. It has evolved over the years from what it once was. I don't even want to have a one nighter with someone who needs to use the cookie cutter for their profiles. Even for one night, I want someone with a personality of their own. I find these profiles more annoying than the guys who just list they have a big dick and love to fuck. To me, the people who use these profiles are on the same level as bots. So, I am calling on all of you to boycott the people, both men and women, who use these computer generated profiles! Don't meet them. If they write to you, write back with something pithy, along the lines of, you have no interest in sleeping with someone so totally devoid of personality that he or she can't even come up with a paragraph to say about his or her self. I don't know about the rest of you, but I've been getting an inordinate amount of mail from men with these profiles. The mails of course, say nothing about them either. So, who is with me in this boycott of the cookie cutter people? |
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3/20/2006 9:40 am |
Just answer with one of the 'quick comments'.  Or tell them that your robot will contact their robot to set something up.
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3/20/2006 11:42 am |
I don't know if my profile is cookie cutter or not, since I had to fill one out just in order to have a blog! I haven't even done a search since I joined. But I know I'm not a cookie cutter type person, because I can't stand the molds I see myself! I hope people will get to know me through these blogs, though I don't think very many like me at the moment, LOL. But I do like your blunt syle Miss Ann, and I'm already a fan! LOT~
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That's why they make horse races, my business partner always sez .... Just a little food for thought............. If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you... {=}
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Can't see the point in trying to write to someone with an auto-generated profile to be honest; if it's hard to impress someone when at least you know a little about them in their own words, it must be doubly as difficult to do so when you've seen absolutely nothing of their personality.
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Oh,my fav! I'm not looking to change my life, just add some excitement. If they don't think having me in their life is going to change it, I'm not interested.  Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.
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Drat, and we thought these were the intellectuals. Shit! Chuckles from us ...
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I understand some of the women that use em, those are usually the ones that try to get you to go to their "site". I like the guys that put those down those. They make me look all that much smarter, and more interesting. It's always funny that you see that in their profile, and then they put their title up.... MWM sekking hot women to fuk all nit long, luv to lik pusy. Dumbasses. or even better.... I FUK WIT BIG DIK, CALL MEZ
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3/21/2006 2:46 pm |
I agree wholeheartedly! I think Affairlook has a 'bot to help people who can't or won't put any thought into their own profiles. But it doesn't matter if us me respond to them or not, we won't get an answer in any event (oh, maybe 1 in 50, if were lucky!) Keep up the good work, Miss..I'm up around your way part of the week and I'm going to treat you to dinner one day soon! "Nature always favors the hidden fault. "- (Murphy's Third Law)
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3/21/2006 4:11 pm |
I like long walks on moonlit beaches. I enjoy good food and fine wine. I enjoy making love on a rug in front of a roaring fire. Skiing, hiking, tennis...ummmmm...yeah who DOES this kind of thing? And are they REALLY gonna do this with ME? I think NOT. this kind of thing is reserved for the proverbial "right woman" who IS the "right woman"? Does she have beer flavored nipples and a chocolate flavored pussy? Did I go off on a tangent again?? Oh yeah HOLLAAAAA lol
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Good idea!
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3/22/2006 7:25 am |
I'm not changing my life...Red Flag...run the other way.
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3/22/2006 4:32 pm |
I hate cookie cutter people!
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3/25/2006 8:11 am |
I found a female profile with a CG description tee hee I'm your typical free spirit, single and unfettered and roaming the Earth at will. Hey there! I'm an upwardly mobile professional, highly educated and happy by nature. I'm the type who's rarely the first to make a move, but once things are moving, I'm really something else. When I'm out driving I feel completely free in my car. Experience-wise, I've done a few things, but I want to do a lot more. In my free time I like to see current movies. I prefer to stay open to whatever comes my way. I'm in the mood for good times on the side. I'm not changing my life, I'm just trying to make it more interesting. If you contact me please include a face pic. Feel free to drop me a line and I promise to write you back as soon as possible. My Ideal Person: A discreet, considerate, passionate lover. Looks are not that important to me but I like a guy with a good body. What's with the "Hey there!" lmao its so cheesy! and I included the part she had to do in her own words...check out how she suddenly ran out of elocuence...did I spell that right?
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3/28/2006 3:03 pm |
I read this and I found myself getting short of breath. I sound like that! GASP !!! THEY HATE ME THEY HATE ME! No, seriously, I didn't use any sort of program, I just wrote what I was feeling whenever I wrote (or updated) my profile. Am I a cookie cutter if my profile sounds kinda like that? Please MissAnn, you must tell me, for fear that I will not be able to sleep at nights. Do I pass the standards of noncookie cutterdom ?
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HEY THERE! I'm gonna have to visit you more often. My profile just tells people to read my blog. Wild Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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3/29/2006 4:17 am |
Hey there! Thanks Missann. Now I can wipe the bead of sweat from my brow and relax, knowing that no blogwide ban will be called down upon my heathen ass. Sparse tho... hmmm, I'll have to work on that.
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