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Santa's Train
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Santa's Train I want you to take a good look at the picture. It looks so sweet and innocent and like something you'd put on your lawn if you had $100 or so to blow on a decoration, right? It inflates, has lights inside and movement. It's the movement that got my perverted mind going. One day last week as the nice lady with whom I'm staying ran into the store, I stayed in the truck with the youngest girl and this was on the sidewalk in front of us. We amused ourselves by watching it. But as I watched it, I realized that this innocent little thing was designed by someone with a filthy mind. Take a very good look. Done? While it's obvious Santa Claus is pulling a train, it gets worse. That penguin in the middle sits and spins and the one at the end of the train pops out of the gift. It's a Santa stag party orgy, I'm telling you! Or, I could just have a filthy mind. Whichever.  |
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12/12/2007 2:24 pm |
um  Yeah, it's just you...   ***tee  hee***
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12/12/2007 2:34 pm |
I'm thinking you've started a bit early on the festive spirits  Blogito ergo sum.
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12/12/2007 5:40 pm |
Yep, you have a dirty mind! My blog is a free-fire zone. Come armed with a sense of humor
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 MissAnn. Trust you to see smut in innocent Kissmeass displays.  Come to think of it ... you have my vivid imagination starting to whirr.     Proud Canadian!       
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I have no sense of loyalty to some old dude who only wanders into civilization so that children will sit in his lap. I'm with ya on this one. Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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I'm with you guys on this one. *lolz* The only thing I HAVE to do is eat, shit, and die. Everything else is a choice.
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12/13/2007 1:23 am |
Nine months from now, let's see if there are more penguins. My bet is that there will be and you will be venerated for your astute observation. Bambi A Twat      
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Hi Miss Ann, you may also notice that there seems to be naked individual standing in the window next to the door, on the left. The Penguin is a subliminal message sent to you by covert linux programmers, who pose as toy designers, that linux will interface with anything and everything, much like some people here... so it is about interfacing, usually done by sticking things into ports. Also, by implication, Santa is from the Antarctic. Always with love ~ R Live, laugh, love and lead by example. - A Quiet Couch and Private Messages
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If you look even closer, you'll see that Santa is holding a "ribbed for her pleasure" condom, the middle penguin is sporting a massive, green hard-on, and the other penguin is a Catholic priest. I agree with you: something funky is going on in Candyland. You don't have a filthy mind. I mean, we can't BOTH be wrong...
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Heh, there's one of those at the end of my street. I'll have to go check it out closer. Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.
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um Yeah, it's just you...
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I'm thinking you've started a bit early on the festive spirits
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You mean Dr. Ready's Guide to Therapeutic Treatments?
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As any good scholar of Christmas knows, Santa lives at the north pole, and penguins at the south pole. Santa rides a sleigh not a locomotive, this is all wrong. Your right, they are trying to say that Santa has gone over to the other side, this is a perversion of Christmas.
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The crutch kickers are all from Long Island and Brooklyn, you know. Or tourists. Now you know you look for sexual innuendos in Christmas decorations not because of what I wrote, but because you're a pervert. You've probably been doing so for years but never had a scapegoat to blame before.
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But I've given up sex. It's Oklahoma. I haven't met one man who turns me on at all. If I went into a convent tomorrow, except for visiting this site, I wouldn't even notice the difference in my lifestyle.
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Does that mean they get everything they want for Christmas, or does it mean they spend eternity as elves?
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Yep, you have a dirty mind!
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Well, if I get laid in this state by anyone who actually turns me on, it will be time to buy a lottery ticket and watch out for lightning.
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MissAnn. Trust you to see smut in innocent Kissmeass displays. Come to think of it ... you have my vivid imagination starting to whirr.
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*sigh* I wish I had some eggnog. And Captain Morgan's. I'm meant never to drink that bottle of Cisco.
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Nah. I'd just accuse the parents who were suing of having a dirty mind.
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I have no sense of loyalty to some old dude who only wanders into civilization so that children will sit in his lap. I'm with ya on this one.
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I'm with you guys on this one. *lolz*
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Nine months from now, let's see if there are more penguins. My bet is that there will be and you will be venerated for your astute observation. Bambi
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