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gattomonstrosis 58M
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6/29/2013 11:54 pm
Private Mailbox. My profile for Standard members, Leave a message here if you can't email

I've seen this on other blogs, if you want to talk to me but can't email then post a message here, it won't be publicly viewable and is the best way to get in touch.

I am a 51 year old Single guy from London, never been married and not attached in any way other than having a 12 year old who i spend every other weekend with.
i have a good though often warped sense of fun and insanity. I've been out of commission for a few years due to having a relationship and a young who spends every other weekend with me, but am now single again and looking to exercise my prerogative before it rusts.

My interests and tastes are extremely varied in and out of the bedroom but i'm not pushy about them, pushing is for swings and go-karts, sex should be more fun than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide, or why do it right?
My<b> philosophy </font></b>is "Life is short, you're not getting out of it alive so make the most of it while you've got it."

I've had my share of kinky experiences and am open to trying pretty much anything at least once (experimentation is the spice of life after all) but i prefer things to be mutually fun rather than tense so i very much chillax and go with the flow.
That's not to say i don't try and guide the flow sometimes, just that i don't stick a great big dam across it and say "This is what is going to happen come hell or high water." I'd be the first to say i'm not a dom except for when i'm playing one, it's fun as a game but way too much work to try and live it 24/7.
I'm told i'm oversexed because i'm ever ready and my idea of a quickie takes half an hour but what the hell, If you're doing something you like then go for it.

Want to know more? Ask me, i'm not shy.

My Ideal Person

I don't have any hangups about colour or size, i tend to be very attracted to black and asian women and find curvy ladies very sexy but i take people as they come, not as a list of ticked boxes. I have an insane weakness for redheads and women in glasses, the sexy librarian look, but i don't ignore people just because they don't tick all or even one box, none of those are the person, just something about the person, the only box i think needs to be ticked is "Do i fancy her?" I'm not going to have sex with someone just because i can.

If i had a dreamgirl it would be a thought provokingly intelligent mature unshaven (i like a pussy to look like it belongs to an adult) curvy redhead librarian with an ass that doesn't stop (i like big asses, sue me) who doesn't live a million miles away and isn't turned off by using a strapon on a man for regular unprotected sex (after proof of safety of course) a little light bondage and spanking (i have nothing against Dommes but i am not sub and find the way some go about it a bit of a turn off, i'm not Dom either, i can play them for a while but not forever) and maybe more if that's how it goes but i am not tied to any of that description, you fancy who you fancy and it's not always who you'd think.

35 is my lowest age limit, younger than that just makes me feel like a dirty old scrote.

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