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Blogs > shyone061664 > HELLO?

Fun Thoughts?  

shyone061664 59F
139 posts
5/29/2008 1:23 pm

Last Read:
6/10/2008 7:31 am
Fun Thoughts?

To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit In your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

5. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Marijuana"

6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

7. Skip down the hall rather than walk! See how many looks you get.

8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go".

10. Sing along at the opera.

11. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

15. Tell your over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.

PlaceboStud 51M

5/29/2008 2:08 pm

 Oh, My God! I can't stop laughing! This is hilarious! Thank you! this made my day!

Please feel free to stop by and make your mark in my blog!
Placebostud...The One, The Only Crippled Stud Now come visit my blog, please Placebostud


farmboywantsgirl 58M
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3 posts
5/29/2008 4:43 pm

 Ive seen these b4 and actually used a few of them.Sometimes you get a laugh and other times a really dumb look.


imsohorny19822 42F
1727 posts
5/29/2008 4:48 pm

Love it!!!


dash047 63M
5633 posts
5/30/2008 2:37 pm

 ... Well done Shyone...In Accordance With The Prophecy...muuah!
BEND OVER...I'll DRIVE


rm_cum2kissu2 59F
10784 posts
10/12/2008 4:06 am

 PlaceboStud sent me here, he was right,
these a bloody great. Loved it thank you!

KissuShazzi


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