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Blogs > keithcancook > The Venting Blog

Prince Albert In A Can  

keithcancook 67M
7834 posts
5/8/2010 4:59 pm
Prince Albert In A Can


So I noticed that Lord Jesus Christ has been run over by a car in Northampton, Massachusetts. He was treated at a hospital, and looks to be okay. What a relief. Imagine legally naming yourself Lord Jesus Christ.

I wonder what his resume looks like? The name would look pretty impressive at the top. He'd probably need a miracle or two to get hired. And what if you were his boss? And then had to fire him? Imagine having to can Christ.

What if there was an emergency and he had to call 911? Are the dispatchers gonna believe him after he tells them it's Lord Jesus Christ on the phone?

Say you were the guy who gives public service announcements at the mall, and you had page our Lord? Would you do it? Or would you put it off as some prank like the "do you have Prince Albert in a can" bit, and not make the announcement?

amoldenough 77F
16422 posts
5/8/2010 10:20 pm

 Keith, I think that now I have finally heard it all!!!
"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."


funluvman51401 62M
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544 posts
5/9/2010 10:07 am

 I'm amazed they even allowed a name change like that!


rm_jamesinstl 62M
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6336 posts
5/11/2010 7:06 am

 I think I'd make the call without using his frist name... There can't be too many Mr. Christs around... Now you have me curious...I have to go look in my phone book to see if there are any!... LOL

Good post, that was fun... Thanks Keith..


rm_kissakat 59F
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5/15/2010 10:00 am

 *giggle*


rm_1hotwahine 70F
21089 posts
5/19/2010 3:30 pm

 After recording 96 Tears, the lead singer of the Mysterians legally changed his name to ? I've often wondered how that's working for him 40 some years later.
Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
5/19/2010 6:51 pm
    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    After recording 96 Tears, the lead singer of the Mysterians legally changed his name to ? I've often wondered how that's working for him 40 some years later.
What? No pun?

All this time goes by... ... ... ...

You finally post again in The Venting Blog, and you didn't even pun me.

Actually, it's great to see you, punless though you be.

As for Mr. ?, his choice has always been a mystery to me. Not only is it rather odd, it's even queery-like, kinda. I'm sure that you're not the first to question his choice.

blog on!


sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
7/18/2010 12:27 pm

 omg...Keith your looking good in this picture!!!you handsome man you!!!now what was the story again!!!
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