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BlogLand Talent Search . . . . . . . . . . AFriendFinder TATTLER BLOGLAND PRODUCTIONS ANNOUNCES CASTING CALL FOR NEW BLOGWAY PLAY HollyBlog, Western District, BlogLand. BlogLand's premier entertainment medium, BlogLand Productions, has informed the TATTLER that it is now accepting applications from interested actors for its upcoming holiday production of A BlogLand Christmas Carol. Sources report that numerous roles are still available. Actors will be matched with their parts at the PRODUCERS discretion. Recall for possible sequals are embedded in the contract. No previous experience necessary. Will train. Apply within. BlogLand Productions' roster of BALONEY AWARD winning morality plays is the finest in the theatre-blog industry. They include Conversations From BlogLand High , The Wizard of Blogz , BLOG WARS , and It's a Wonderful Blog . |
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12/6/2005 8:12 pm |
hey keith I want to act! roaming the cyber streets of blogland  
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12/6/2005 8:33 pm |
OH....PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!! I wanna be a star!!! HUGS~~~MANDY Always The Bitch
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ohhhhhhhhhhhh..can I be in this one...since you kissed me and all???
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You think any guy will try out for the roll of Tiny Tim???
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Need a software programmer? engineer? I refuse to be cast as an accountant! Ghost of Xmas future?
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If you've a spot for me I would love to be in it. Anywhere you feel I'll fit in is fine with me. ~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~ 
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12/7/2005 12:06 am |
Can I get off your casting couch now and "ACT"????....I feel 'trained' - pullleeeze????? {=}
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Just glad you are writing it...you do have such a way about you... Frangi xx If I get a part, I guess I will have to put a pic on my profile so people know a little more about the sweet smelling flower from down under...
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It is fitting that you should get here first Jez. It gives me the chance to credit you for this idea! I hope you will not be disappointed. Consider yourself picked, lioness. I'm still writing it saint. So far I have not written in a hooker role, but something will be found for you. dig, thanks for stopping by. I could use a guy like you for this project. Prepare to act...  The footlights are shining on your rising star even now Mandy. You are a natural. Hold that thought wetty. I am having a new couch delivered at the moment. You may apply yourself there later this afternoon... Oh, very yes deliciousngood! Your lips certainly bolstered your reputation. Delicious and Good! Mmmmm, yummy. Actually, I have had _CoffeeNoCream_ _CoffeeNoCream_ in mind for that role for over a week now nick. I hope she will keep that pic up for awhile. She's a natural.  In the meantime, would you like to be John, Paul, George, or Ringo? I have them written into the script. I see ya candysoveryverysweet. And the spotlight will see ya too!  I have yet to write the Spirit of Blogging Future's part, Jude. You may actually be good for the role. It's only acting. Still, I will find something for you. I um, well.... er, I ah sorta changed that part of the story around a little Ulraviolet, my blogless friend. Stay tuned...  Certainly you will have a role, slide. You were one of those who chimed in with support for this project, and a speaking part will be found for you. tiller, you are too talented a couch warmer to give you up. (mmm, yummy) Still, you have the potential to be the greatest actress on BlogWay, considering how well you did in that role playing game we tried in the casting room that day... Hubba hubba! I will go and check out your new project luke. I haven't been to your place in several days unfortunately. BTW, interesting choice for Tiny Tim... Under my direction you will shine, FreeLove. It will be difficult to find something that is "out of character" for you though. You have so many facets to you... I got yer boom right here, honni! Ready for another ride? Having a profile pic is helpful in the theatre-blog biz, frangi, sweetie. I will find something for you irregardless. You are always a welcome sight here at The Venting Blog.
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Hi...[flashing toothy smile] I 'd like to apply as well please... I 'm usually not as nervous in auditions... Let 's see... Unfortunately, even though a foreigner, I have no accent. Too many years in the midwest? In college I 've played 2 Tennessee Williams parts...lol... -Brick [paul newman part in the movie], from 'cat on a hot tin roof'...unfortunately not opposite an elizabeth taylor type... -Stanley Kowalski [marlon brando part in the movie], from 'a streetcar named desire'... also not opposite a vivien leigh type... The first fit me like a glove, the second, well, was a challenge...lol... Other useful assets: -decent soccer skills... -large collection of striped shirts and silk ties (180 and 600 respectively)... -extensive record/cd collection (5000+), can probably help with soundtrack or play the dj... -I also draw well... Is this enough to get me a part? Thank you for your consideration Keith...
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12/7/2005 1:59 pm |
Volunteers.... make a mean Christmas past spirit wench- sex drug rock n roll dancing girls haunting good times lol  *managed by sexy twin* womenlooking4fun TTFN
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dz, you are the only actor to appear in each and every BlogLand Productions morality play. You have become a tradition here and will most certainly be featured in this, as well as future projects. I hope so Jez. I am putting a great deal of effort into this one. If it bombs, ya better lie and say it was great... Anyone with over 5000 albums in their collection can be in a BlogLand Production toothy. Are you an audiophile? What kind of system have you built?
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Okay redlipsprincess. We are pleased to have you. I excel at world domination complexes trav. Which is a good thing since a story isn't a real story without someone trying to take over the world. Everybody knows that. Right? If you will tell me what a gothmother is I will be happy to try and write one into the plot, PrincessKarma.
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I don't have a picture. Maybe I could play the ghost of something. Something kinda gray and sorta silhouettey or even blue and textlike. Let me know if you can work with that. Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde
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I tried that spinmedown. I cannot get the shadow pic to post. Only a link to your profile will show up. Perhaps a solution can be found...
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I have a couple. The main one has a Technics amp, a Sony cd player, a Sony tape recorder and a Thorens turntable, and AR speakers. I used to record mix tapes that I used to listen to while driving. I am by no means an audiophile. I listen to music in my car, so the quality of sound is limited by traffic noise. Nowadays, I download a lot and make mix cd's using my pc. I listen to them constantly, but from the speakers of my pc. Thanks, for the part, Keith... I hope I live up to it...lol... and btw, my last post is on John Lennon.
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12/7/2005 8:24 pm |
If you have no room for a struggling straggler then I will be content to sit in the audience and clap loudly. I am not dead yet
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You can have a part of both MissLilKink. Nice set of cheeks ya gots there Kinkie. And welcome to The Venting Blog! I hope you will come back often. You will do just fine toothy. It has been my experience that all the actors play their parts perfectly when I direct them. In fact, I have never had a problem with any of them at all. They do exactly what I tell them to do without comment or complaint. A directors dream... Lennon you say? I'm there, dude... You are not straggling bard. My usual procedure is to give the speaking parts to those who happen to apply first. The main idea behind my casting calls is to obtain pics to use for my morality plays with the owners permission. I always write the script first and then plug in the actors afterward. (with a little last minute script tweaking if certain personality traits of the actors can be integrated into their roles) I also reserve some roles for certain actors that I had in mind as I am writing the screenplay. Presently I have completed about 75% of the first draft and have about 15 speaking parts so far. There will probably be about 25 or so, maybe more. It is my most ambitious screenplay to date, and all who apply in this post will be featured in some way, whether it is a speaking part or not.
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lol this is good i say i want a part!!!!! time fore the little bloggers to get recognised and discovered..pick me...i am knocking on the casters door...please let me in...lol  []   Seduce my mind and my body
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As usual, I've missed the casting call. Nevertheless, I think I'd be a good R-rated Fairy Godmother type thing. Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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A reader, eh? And a topless one at that. Hmm, if all else fails in this play at least the reading part will be a success. Okay, morefutility. You da narrator. BTW, it really is nice to see you again after all this time. I hope all has been well with you... No lying and pretending? That is good to know, FreeLove. Those vices are scourges of the internet. Okay AmishAmy. Give us light! Don't worry about the original story anymore. This will be a new and improved version. Well, new anyway. Yes, that part is right. It is a new version. I could never refuse a plea such as that, sexymermaid. Besides, fostering new talent only improves our community, and many of the longer term bloggers have taken pains to do so. postingnick, [blog expatbrit49], and rockwriter58 are a few that come to mind immediately. Be sure to visit their blogs. They will return the favor, and possibly give you some free advertising to boot. Also, you have a flower featured in your pic! I am very fond of flowers, as a few of my friends can attest. For that alone, I would feature you in one of my plays. BLOG ON!Yeah, you have a habit of arriving when the initial thunder has died down, wahine. Do not fear, keithcancook will provide...
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OK Keith, I have done it!! Just uploaded a pic so I am not faceless in the Christmas story. Is a little more revealing than what I would have liked for my first pic on here, but could only work with what I had on computer already (I WILL BUY A DIGITAL CAMERA THIS WEEK!!!) Dont know how long it will take to get "approved"...I have butterflies thinking about putting it up, but for yours and Luke's special interactive blogs it seemed I wanted to. Frangi xxxx
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12/8/2005 5:09 pm |
HOLY SHIT, LOL,,,,,,NATIONAL LAMPOONS CHRISTMAS VACATION!..WATCH THE MOVIE! CHEVY CHASE.....KAT
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That's the spirit frangi! You are a good sport! Your pic should be gracing our blogs by this time tomorrow if not sooner. And next week the footlights will be shining upon you! BLOG ON!
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12/8/2005 6:20 pm |
Mr. Can Cook may I please have a part in your production? I will play even the smallest of parts such as a mouse trying to get a crumb from old Mr. Scrooge! PLEASE! *flashes biggest, whitest smile*  Jess
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