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Chock Full Of Atomic Holiday Goodness  

AtomicArtist0 52M
3186 posts
12/21/2007 12:53 pm

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Chock Full Of Atomic Holiday Goodness

I�ll be doing some traveling over the holidays and while I�ll be bringing my laptop with me I�m not sure how much writing and posting I�ll do so I want to wish you all happy holidays and a prosperous new year.

Way back in the Triassic Era, I vowed to make every post a gem and telling you I�ll be traveling just doesn�t cut it. So here�s what I�ll do�I�m giving you a very short list of some of my fave posts that don�t hide behind humor, but rather opens my heart, mind and soul and lets you know what has shaped me as a person. They contain some of my most edgy and heartfelt writing and you newbies can kick back with a good new story and you seasoned readers can reminisce. Leave comments on any of the older posts, even just to let me know you�ve been there and I�ll respond back when I can. Here they are:

Ace In The Hole
In That Industrial Town Of My Birth
This Is Where I39ve BeenThis is Who I Am
The Girl Of My BadAss Juvenile Dreams
Behind The Rise And Fall Of Every Man And Empire

Its been said (and not by me) that some of these stories need to be read by much more than my usual gang, but�in spite of the fact that I�m a pretty good writer with a sharp wit and roguish good looks, I don�t seem to have the draw of some of the top bloggers. So to remedy that, I�ll include a list of just some of the keywords they use that makes them better people than the rest of us:

Tits, Boobs, Bazoons, Clit, Pussy slut, cocksucker, , gangbang, , Cum Dumpster blowjob, lipstick lesbians, musings Cock Crazy, thong, Joke of the Day, sexy, naked, hot Cum Guzzling, swingers, Celene Dion lyrics, wanton, ass fucking, The GAP, spread, My Dying Wish, Monster Cocks, Barbie, bunny, horny, dipshit, rant of the day, Fleetwood Mac, fisting, drunk, cream pie, zipper mask, sorority sluts, pissing, midgets, no gag reflex, spider hole

There, that ought to send the trolls who follow the top bloggers running in droves to my blog. They�ll come for the keywords and maybe stay for some good reading. If that doesn�t work�well, you can always tell your friends I wish them well and let them know about one or two of your fave posts on here. I deserve at least that.

I want to wish each of you the happiest of holidays and a great new year. Oh�and if you�re a top blogger�prove me wrong, people. Prove me wrong.


MissAnnThrope 63F
11481 posts
12/21/2007 1:02 pm

Celine Dion? Spider holes?

Do I want to know?


AtomicArtist0 replies on 1/1/2008 11:58 am:
yeah, Celene Dion and spider holes...all the rage amongst the jet set.

LustyTaurus 56M
21250 posts
12/21/2007 3:23 pm

Enjoy the holidays friend, and we'll see you on the flipside...


AtomicArtist0 replies on 1/1/2008 11:59 am:
thanks...I should be back just in time for the crass horoscopes.

always1deringf 55F

12/21/2007 3:32 pm

Wishing you all the best and I'll be looking for more in the New Year.


AtomicArtist0 replies on 1/1/2008 12:00 pm:
'08 should promise to be a stellar year. thank you for your continued support.

mediumWalter 47M
4236 posts
12/21/2007 3:36 pm

You are a great writer--one of, if not the best on this site--and the fact that you're not one of the top bloggers means you're on the right track.

Enjoy your vacation.

Blues is a healer. All over the world.
John Lee Hooker

Recommended: [blog lucyjane78]


AtomicArtist0 replies on 1/1/2008 12:05 pm:
not one of the top bloggers and being on the right track...that offers great insight into the situation. Thank you. There must be a good reason why my fave musicians are not Britney Spears or Celene Dion. All of the best writers and artists on the planet are somewhere in the undiscovered middle ground.

skyking412004 61M
5352 posts
12/21/2007 4:17 pm

_____Any time I see that a woman has written "no gag reflex", it always catches my attention. Too bad I just get to read about it. So...your Pet Peeve is The Top Bloggers. Mine is The Beautiful People. Our Pet Peeves are different, but they do have one thing in common, people who are "better than". (Are the majority of the Top bloggers women? I never pay much attention to Them.)


AtomicArtist0 replies on 1/1/2008 12:11 pm:
my pet peeve really is dull people but are favored because they're popular. Beautiful people tend to be dull people...not all of them, but a good chunk. They never had to rely on wits, brains, or creativity to get by. I never pay much attention to them either.

spinmedown 56M
3625 posts
12/21/2007 9:24 pm

Grumbles about homework over the holidays.

Merry Christmas

Try not to jack-off too much.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


AtomicArtist0 replies on 1/1/2008 12:22 pm:
nah...I didn't jack off...too much. Just the right amount, I think.

BehindMyBlues 58F
15466 posts
12/21/2007 11:26 pm

Have a wonderful holiday Atomic - travel safely.

BehindMyBlues


AtomicArtist0 replies on 1/1/2008 12:23 pm:
thank you, my dear. I did indeed travel safely...but I got my first ever speeding ticket.

skyking412004 61M
5352 posts
12/22/2007 3:44 am

_____Hey. You didn't include the one from when your brother told you he was gay. You made it funny, but it was also real life.


AtomicArtist0 replies on 1/1/2008 12:47 pm:
yeah, that was a funny and good one. I got to meet my brother's boyfriend for the first time during my travels. Hes a great guy. I wish them both the very best.

rm_1hotwahine 70F
21089 posts
12/22/2007 6:35 pm

Oh babydoll, happy all that stuff to you, to!


Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


AtomicArtist0 replies on 1/1/2008 12:48 pm:
have a very prosperous new year, wahine. smooches.

skyking412004 61M
5352 posts
12/24/2007 7:31 pm

_____Hey Atomic. Nuttz has made a Christmas Eve appearance.


AtomicArtist0 replies on 1/1/2008 12:51 pm:
I've seen that. thanks for the heads up. hope he sticks around a bit.

skyking412004 61M
5352 posts
12/24/2007 11:15 pm

_____Merry Christmas Atomic!


AtomicArtist0 replies on 1/1/2008 12:52 pm:
and merry christmas to you, my man.

multitasksextoy 66M
3512 posts
12/26/2007 8:08 am

Hope you have a very Merry Christmas and safe travels my friend.later Atomic.


AtomicArtist0 replies on 1/1/2008 12:55 pm:
thank you...my travels were safe. good seeing you around again.

MrNuttz05 56M

12/30/2007 8:11 pm

'NO GAG REFLEX'????? That's a key word, huh? How many spins can you put on that term? ATOMIC??? What's shakin' baby? Some traveling for the holidays, gone 'Muff Diving', or how about 'Tit Climbing'??? Or are you, my favorite, laying 'ASSphalt'???? Traveling my ass. I'm going to give you 2-1 odds that you have wooed a sweet honey here in Blogland & now you are laying up with her somewhere taking advantage of her... Happy New Year AA, Sky King & I are going to pitch in & send you some batteries as a gift...


AtomicArtist0 replies on 1/1/2008 1:03 pm:
NUTTZ!! Good to see you, man! Your return must mean a slow patch in your sex life. I really was traveling, I really am laying up some hunny but not from this site...however she lets me play with hunnies from this site occasionally, so that works out pretty well. I have been doing some Muff Diving, Tit climbing and laying some ASSphault. Life is good. Have a great new year and I'll be looking forward to those batteries.

skyking412004 61M
5352 posts
1/1/2008 2:21 pm

_____Thank "God" you're back. I was beginning to get a little worried. Happy Shmoo Year!


AtomicArtist0 replies on 1/1/2008 3:45 pm:
yep...I'm back. Been away from the internet, so couldn't keep up with y'all. I'm catching up on comments now and as soon as I get home tonight I'll post the horoscopes, so don't worry your little noggin about it.

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