1448 posts 2/19/2017 1:09 pm
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Working for her Maj
Did them both, lol! I told you I am special! No? How did I forget that? Listen up next time. I have in the past, worked for Queenie, her Maj, that's her majesty, in a secondary way, by working on government buildings, or hospitals and prisons. I have also worked for another her Maj. That's her, Maj. Yeah, the singer who was never anything like a virgin. I worked on her second London home, years ago. At the time, I had to drop back a few days from another job, a pizza place I was already doing. I explained to my boss that I had a good reason to be late for a week. He took that to his , the shop owner. On my return to the pizza shop, the owner was there, and when I seen him, I thought I was in for a dressing down. He asked what I been doing, and how was it. His eyes were shiny! He then turned and asked me ''We have Madonnas xxxxx? '' He was more ecxited than me! Phewww. I have also worked for the second wife of Marlon Brando. I still don't even know or remember her name. My ex told me about that one, when the job came in and she took down the details, otherwise I would of never known ha ha. ( I may or may not tell all about an imaginary singers house I worked on, and the imaginary 7 pages long confidentiality agreement, I may have or have not signed, at another possibly imaginary post! ) Have you ever worked for a famous person? Can you tell, or have you also had to read and sign 7 pages?
How strange, there are a couple of jokes here!
Michael O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!'
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the Best toast of the night.'
She said, 'Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?'
Michael said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.
'Oh, that is very nice indeed, Michael!' Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of Michael's drinking<b> buddies </font></b>on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'Michael won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.'
She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.'
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Woman and baby in doctor’s surgery.
Woman - I’m concerned about the baby’s weight.
Doctor – Is he bottle or breast fed?
Woman – Breast
Doctor – Ok, strip off to the waist and I’ll examine your breasts
He pinches and sucks her nipples and rubs both breasts for a while then he
says
It’s no wonder the baby is underweight you have no milk!
Woman – I know, I’m his granny. But I’m glad I came.
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Victoria Beckham was being driven around the countryside in her limo.
Suddenly a cow walked into the road and, unable to stop in time, the
limo hit the cow.
Slightly shaken up, the driver went to see if the cow was all right.
Is it all right?' asked Victoria Beckham.
The driver prodded the cow with his foot and shook his head. 'No ma'am,
it's dead.'
'Well you were driving, so you can go tell the farmer what happened!'
So the driver went off to the nearby farm. A couple of hours later he
came back holding a bottle of wine, his clothes scruffy and messed up.
'Oh my god, what happened to you?' Victoria exclaimed.
'Well ma'am,' explained the driver, 'the farmer gave me this bottle of
wine, the farmer's wife gave me a kiss and their made love to me.'
'Just what the hell did you say to them? '
'I'm Victoria Beckham's driver and I've just killed the cow.'
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4077 posts 2/19/2017 1:11 pm |
Confidentiality...What good is it, if I can not tell the world and his wife in here?
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37235 posts 2/19/2017 1:30 pm |
The Michael joke:: OMG your should have hidden this one until St. Patrick's Day!!!
Love Irish blarney
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37235 posts 2/19/2017 1:31 pm |
PS I had to sign 7 pages once to let someone work on ME So there
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4077 posts 2/19/2017 1:43 pm |
Quoting pocogato12:
The Michael joke:: OMG your should have hidden this one until St. Patrick's Day!!!
Love Irish blarney
I love them, the jokes, and the people. I have spend few moons over there, I love them, and they know it! Will now look when it's St Patrick's day. Be prepared ha ha
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4077 posts 2/19/2017 1:47 pm |
Quoting pocogato12:
PS I had to sign 7 pages once to let someone work on ME So there
That's it. Let's share confidentiality. Is that not what we were supposed to do with it?
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32404 posts 2/20/2017 12:22 pm |
I've had famous people do pop ins at events for my charities but i never had to sign anything. They wanted people to know they were involved.
and grannie? she's a good one, waiting until after to say anything. lol
You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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4077 posts 2/20/2017 12:30 pm |
Nice of them to turn up, and always nice to give a bit back, for organizers and guests.
Some grannies, you can never beat them, seriously!
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16552 posts 2/21/2017 3:02 am |
I took care of Jackie Kennedy's horses for a very short while. But during that time I had to baby-sit John-John once when the nanny couldn't make it that day.
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4077 posts 2/21/2017 10:52 am |
Quoting goodatpoetry2:
I took care of Jackie Kennedy's horses for a very short while. But during that time I had to baby-sit John-John once when the nanny couldn't make it that day.
goodatpoetry that's brilliant! It is always a good experience to just be that near to these famous guys and gals, especially for people watchers. Wondering how many pages of confidentiality agreements you had to sign!
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