1448 posts 11/22/2007 6:39 pm
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Well that's nice,is it not ?
I just received the e-mail from Affairlook saying about giving some money to charity,gone in and put my vote in.Reason I write this? I just think it's soooo sweet,of the organizers and this site,to offer something back,for a good cause.Don't you think so ?That's all.
Something to Offend Everyone
No offence meant,just a joke.....
What do you call two Mexicans
playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is the difference between
A Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the
Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts?
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between
A girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What's the difference between
A boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between
A new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the is still excited to see you
What makes men chase women
They have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between
A porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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What did the blonde say when
She found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry
during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to
Move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult
To make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
Why do drivers' education
Classes in Redneck schools
Use the car only on Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong
What would you call it when
An Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the
Flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.
What's the difference between
A southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal
On the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet little
80-year-old lady to say the
F-word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between
A northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh.t"
Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
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11/27/2007 9:56 am
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Excellent selection of politically incorrect joks - will have to append it to my own recent blog post on the subject of offensive jokes.
Blogito ergo sum.
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4077 posts 11/27/2007 10:41 am |
Quoting CB_2:
Excellent selection of politically incorrect joks - will have to append it to my own recent blog post on the subject of offensive jokes.
Thanx for your comments.I like all jokes,even ones who take fun out of Greeks,as I am one.
I think the ones easily offended from a post that clearly says it is a joke ,just lack a sense of humor to start with.
When I am out with friends,and feel in a silly mood,the 1st person I start poking the fun is always me.
I am going to try reading the saucy Telegraph now !!!
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11/28/2007 3:09 am
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"What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife."
What, with all those bones in the way?!? Not a chance, buster! Strike upwards from below, avoiding the entire ribcage. Truly, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach! 
Thanks to all who voted for me!
AND THE WINNER IS
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