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Ha! Ha! Silly.
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Ha! Ha! Silly.  Gennaro is in this country for only 6 months.He walks to work 20 blocks every day and passes a shoe store. Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Boccelli leather shoes. He wants those shoes so much...it's all he can think about. After about two months he saves the price of the shoes, $300, and purchases them. Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance in the church basement. Gennaro seizes this opportunity to wear his new Boccelli leather shoes for the first time. He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, "Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?" Startled, Sophia replies, "Yes, Gennaro, I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?" Gennaro answers, "I see the reflection in my new $300 Boccelli leather shoes. How do you like them?" Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks, "Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?" Rosa answers, "Yes, Gennaro, I do, but how do you know that?" He replies, "I see the reflection in my new $300 Boccelli leather shoes. How do you like them?" Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played,Gennaro asks Carmela to dance. Midway through the dance his face turns red. He states, "Carmela, be stilla my heart, please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight, please, please, tella me this true!" Carmela smiles coyly and answers, "Yes Gennaro, I wear no panties tonight." Gennaro gasps, "Thanka God. I thought I had a CRACK in my $300 Boccelli leather shoes!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Redhead There was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theaterfollowed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible! "You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? " "No, " she replies..... ......... ......... ..... "Wait for it.......... ......... ...... It's coming...... ......... The suspense is killing you, isn't it? She says: "You just happened to catch my eye." ( I just send them on, I don't write them.)         |
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