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Problems Only Girls With Big Thighs Understand
Problems Only Girls With Big Thighs Understand #1 Pants Can Only Handle So Much Pants are not gods, they are not immortal. Pack enough thigh in there, they are bound to split or rip eventually. #2 Shorts are Not Always the Best Choice Are you a big girl thinking about going in public with a pair of short shorts on? Do us a favor: look in the mirror first. #3 Being Seen as A Sex Symbol So you will not find any plus sized girls in the pages of The Swimsuit Issue, a thick pair of legs in a tight pair of jeans almost always brings one thought to the mind: sex. #4 Thigh-High Apparel Won't Fit Thigh high socks are part of every young man's schoolgirl fantasy, but in reality that schoolgirl never has big thighs, the socks just don't work for her. #5 Cellulite Is Real The struggle against cellulite is real, and it is not just for women over 40. Those younger girls who rock the thick thighs have to battle this merciless foe as well. #6 Finding the Right Bottoms is a Problem Just like plus sized men, finding the size to fit those hefty thighs is not always the easiest task. #7 Bigger Than the Rest When two of her thighs are equal to roughly one of yours, it is not always a confidence booster. But keep in mind, big can be beautiful too! #8 No Thigh Gap?? Ahh, the ever popular thigh gap! If you are a girl with plus sized thighs, you will not get to bask in the current adoration being bestowed upon those thigh gap havers. #9 Sweat is Not Hot Sweat in between the sheets is a sure sign of a thriving love life, but sweating while sitting on the couch is never a good look. #10 Colors Expand the Thighs Curves are a good thing, but wearing excessively colorful bottoms can do like the camera does and add 10 pounds. #11 The Eternal Flap The sound of excess skin flapping against itself is a reminder that you are not Gisele Bundchen, and it can get annoying after a few workouts, or even just one. #12 Stretch Marks, Ugh! When wearing jeans or a pair of pants stretch marks are nothing to worry about, but beach day can expose those dreaded lines on the thighs that every girl works to avoid. #13 Discoloration of the Inner Thighs If you are not a bigger girl you may not understand, but years of thighs rubbing against each other as a natural side effect of walking can lead to slight discoloration on the inner thighs. #14 Chafing Stinks Being a curvy girl with a bit of extra love in her thighs can be a very positive thing, but it can also mean unwanted chafing is a daily risk. Every one of these are so damn true! I sent an Angel to watch over you last night, it returned in a hurry. I asked why, it said "Angels can't watch porn." Thanks for fucking traumatizing my fucking Angel! Don't bother trying to figure me out. Not even the little voices in my head understand me. It's pointless! |
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There is nothing wrong with being a bigger woman. Every guy loves a woman with curves no matter how big the curves are.
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