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Blogs > nastytease4U > How kinky can you get

Which is the worst opening line....
 

nastytease4U 46F  
12068 posts
12/14/2014 5:43 am

Last Read:
12/21/2014 6:41 am
Which is the worst opening line....
These are actual emails that I have received, most of which more than once.

Which do you think is the worst?
Your HOT!
I want you to sit on my face
Lets fuck!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
My phone number is (creative way to avoid AFF censors here)
I have a 9 inch cock
Nice tits
I would love to eat your pussy
I will be your sex slave
I will rock your world


ElDeano64116 66M

12/14/2014 6:30 am

 Yes they are all lousy....what ever happened to "My face leaves in 5 minutes, I want you to be on it" or "You ought to be in movies you are so beautiful" or "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me" Or.....wait...these may not be working too well either......no wonder I don't get the replies I want.
Hmmmmm


kiwialibnz 55M
4982 posts
12/14/2014 9:53 am

 Dicks the lot of them.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it
kiwialibnz


luvexotic 62M

12/14/2014 4:57 pm

 Missing my option - they are all as bad as one another.


rm_dobymaster99 60M
3 posts
12/15/2014 3:03 am

 they are all really bad opening lines.


_JKH_ 70M
5448 posts
12/15/2014 8:00 am

 Lets fuck is the worse I think.
~ ~


sphxdiver 74M
21063 posts
12/15/2014 8:11 am

 They are all rotten !!!


Nuke_N_Naughty 52M/54F

12/15/2014 10:40 am

 I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone would send these kinds of messages to a woman because they are just rude and insensitive and show a complete lack of respect and maturity, not to mention how much they damage things for the rest of us single guys on here who are not total jackasses and douche-bags.
Dennis (Idahonuke)
To read about myongoing adventures and journey into the lifestyle:
[blog Idahonuke]


Pulsator552001 63M
132 posts
12/15/2014 11:27 pm

 I read about a man who used the line, "let's fuck". Apparently he got his face slapped lots, but he also got fucked lots. Makes you think, but I wouldn't have the nerve to try it - lol.


nudecountryboy2 72M/70F
Ask me for a photo

12/16/2014 6:38 am

 i didn't vote---they are ALL bad


audis001 37M
97 posts
12/16/2014 8:00 am

 Most of them are suck, humiliation is the worst thing all over the world.

Sex is an amazing and joyful thing, this should be protected by gentle and careful.
未來的路太遙遠，我看不清
一步一步的積累，終有蛻變的那天
我的道路也許艱辛，但有妳
就在現在，就在此刻，忘去所有的悲傷
因為有我- Audis夢


kstaterforfun 36M
284 posts
12/16/2014 12:06 pm

 I thought the "I have a 9 inch cock" would be the worst. It's the only one that isn't even implying that you're turning him on. At least the others are slightly flattering.


rm_Tgirl51 58T
40 posts
12/17/2014 4:56 pm

 I didn't vote either! They are all bad. I have even had some as bad like "I would love to have your lips on my cock" "Let's suck and fuck" And what is worst .. .I responded to a few. And then they only wanted to cyber or cam Men!
Life is short and I like who I am!


rm_sweetswcc77 49F
180 posts
12/17/2014 8:43 pm

 "Git At Me." "Sup." are always ignorant.


PAguy105 40M
Ask me for a photo

12/18/2014 3:33 pm

 I was going to say "Let's Fuck" because it's just so uninspired, creepy, and rude. But I had to vote for the Phone Number one, simply because it's just so stupid to give your number out to a stranger on the internet, and actually expect you're just going to call them up.
Like most people said though, they're all bad.


rm_YipityScrew1 64M
Ask me for a photo
7 posts
12/18/2014 5:41 pm
    Quoting _JKH_:
    Lets fuck is the worse I think.
It's probably still better than your usual line, "Can I give you my crabs".


foxeyatfifty 67F

12/19/2014 11:36 am

 I get these kind of emails seldom but do get them."Please fuck me!!...I have never been with a woman, I am a virgin , but know how to fuck you till you can't take anymore ..Well how does he know he can fuck for hours or even fuck at all...if he is really a virgin.
Have a great horny day LUV


itimebomb666 57M
521 posts
12/20/2014 5:02 am

 does anybody else know your here?............tried and tested lol
BOOMSHENKA may the seed of your loin be fruitfull in the belly of your woman.(neil - the young ones)


olleknullsugen 49M
3 posts
12/22/2014 5:21 am

 Merry Christmas to you
Those are really nice pics and you are definitely an amazingly sexy lady
Hugs from Sweden
Olle


anjaan58 62M
1347 posts
12/23/2014 2:30 am

 all are bad . wouldn't use any .. they are presumptive and cliched


carmano22 60M  
62 posts
12/23/2014 3:56 am

 no good options but sit on my face & let's fuck are pretty bad, what do u thinks the worst nt4u ?


1025mws 60M  
677 posts
12/29/2014 8:48 am

 I think all of the lines are pretty bad.. Just be yourself or be honest with the woman if you really want to be with her.


TwistedViper20XX 42M

12/29/2014 2:19 pm

 They're *ALL* horrible, but I chose the first one simply for the misspelling.


harley52341 72M
288 posts
1/12/2015 4:25 pm

 Had a roommate in college that would walk up 2 a woman at a party he had never met and say Hi u wanna fuck. He would get slapped 19 out of 20 times and fucked the other 1. While we are on the subject what is a proper opening line in your opinion?


Voyuer97 66M
484 posts
2/1/2015 6:00 pm

 (You are) HOT would be much improved if the genius used the correct form of:
[ ] your
[ ] yore
[ ] you're

Choose one.


rm_gIllicit 67M
503 posts
6/6/2015 2:40 am

 Lets fuck would work for me !!


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