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Nipple In A Jar....WARNING.....Do NOT ENTER If You Have A Weak Tummy!  

rm_cum2kissu2 59F
6926 posts
7/3/2012 9:44 am

Last Read:
7/8/2012 12:51 am

Nipple In A Jar....WARNING.....Do NOT ENTER If You Have A Weak Tummy!

So,
i have a nephew, in fact, i have MANY nephew's,
but this story is about one in particular.

He's a bit different, but i think that's why i love him like i do lol

My nephew is into piercings, this is really not one of the traits that makes him different, it's just what leads me to my story here, that's all.

So, i'm not so anti piercings, i myself have my labret pierced, and would like my nose done, as well as a dermal implant near my right eye....BUT.... I do have a thing about ear stretching....Once it gets to a certain point, i kinda wanna VOM a little! LOL

Anyway, my nephew has THE MOST gross ear stretchers in, not only do i think they look WAY over the top, but they god damn stink... I mean they actually fucking smell hideous.

Anyway, his ears aren't the reason for this post, this post is all about his nipples, well one of them in particular. He, my nephew, has both his nipples pierced too.

I quiet like pierced nipples on a man, so i was okay with that.

BUT.....

The other day, my nephew gets into the shower, and as he was getting out, the shower door, one of those sliding glass screen doors,, he was obviously standing to close to the door as he slides it open and.....

EEEEEEEEEEEEOUCH!

His nipple ring gets caught in the sliding door, rips his nipple ring AND NIPPPLE off......

OMFG ~VOMS AGAIN~

It took him some time after the pain, shock, and a hell of a lot of bleeding, to be in a calm enough head space to find not only his nipple ring, but his NIPPLE, right across the opposite side of bathroom......

Seriously, my sphincter is clenched so tight as i write this.
Mind you, if you knew my nephew like i do, you'd understand why at the same time as feeling his pain, i can't help but piss myself laughing at the whole scenario.

So,my nephew is fine, he's just missing half a nipple. The top half if you will.

My gorgeous niece, my nephews sister, who is i might add frigging hilarious, sends me a photo, of said nipple ring with the chunky little meaty front potion of my nephews nipple still attached.....
Just to gross me out that little bit more.... lol Liddle Biarch!

As gross as it is, i had to share this photo with my blog buddies, if for nothing else than a community awareness message....

DON'T STAND TO CLOSE WHILE OPENING SLIDING SHOWER DOORS IF YOU HAVE NIPPLE RINGS!




SirTeezalot 74M
21966 posts
7/3/2012 6:33 pm

Just like me I don't think you are ideally suited to working as a nurse in the hospital emergency ward.

Thankfully you spared us the resulting tit pic.

Sir Teezalot

WAR IS ABSURD


rm_cum2kissu2 59F
10784 posts
7/5/2012 1:39 am

    Quoting  :

Ouch alright!

Still if anyone was going to do something like this it would be my nephew, so even though it made my tummy turn i had to laugh at the same time.

KissuShazzi


rm_cum2kissu2 59F
10784 posts
7/5/2012 1:43 am

    Quoting SirTeezalot:
    Just like me I don't think you are ideally suited to working as a nurse in the hospital emergency ward.

    Thankfully you spared us the resulting tit pic.
LOL Speak for yourself, in a crisis i'm a fantastic nurse, hell i raised four kids, but one is definitely able to turn my tummy after the fact, when relaying a gross story. lol

LOOK AGAIN SirT, what do you mean i spared you the photo? It's up here in all it's glory for you to see.

As if i'd hold back on that gem.

KissuShazzi


rm_cum2kissu2 59F
10784 posts
7/8/2012 12:51 am

    Quoting  :

It did indeed take a while to heal, & piercing is definitely NOT everyone's cup of tea, that's for sure. The one piercing i have is a very safe one, just under my bottom lip. I do have my ears pierced but very rarely wear earrings..... I'm not one for adorning myself with jewelry, it tends to annoy me lol

Nice to see you here Oldred

KissuShazzi


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