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Blogs > rm_cum2kissu2 > Kissu

The Magic PLAY THING  

rm_cum2kissu2 59F
6926 posts
11/30/2009 8:45 pm

Last Read:
8/16/2013 12:09 am
The Magic PLAY THING
A businessman was preparing to go overseas on a two month long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, ' Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except... the Magic Penis!'

The husband said, 'The what'?

The man repeated, 'The Magic Penis' and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo. The husband laughed and said, "It looks like a dildo." The man then pointed to the door and said, "Magic Penis, door."
The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding away at the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much so, that a crack began to form down the middle.
Then the man said, "Magic Penis return to box" and the penis stopped and returned to the box.

The husband bought it and took it home to his wife. After the husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Magic Penis. She undressed, opened the box and said, “Magic Penis, my pussy.“ The penis shot to her crotch. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her the commands & how to turn it off so she put her clothes on, got in her car and started for the closest hospital.

On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink.

Gasping and twitching, the woman said, 'I haven't had anything to drink officer You see, I've got this Magic Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me.'

The officer looked at her for a second, shook his<b> head </font></b>slowly and replied, 'Yeah right. Magic Penis my arse!'

The rest, as they say, is history...
niceseeingu01 111M
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176 posts
11/30/2009 8:54 pm
You're a dag Shazzi..


mbr1822 37M
Ask me for a photo

11/30/2009 9:23 pm

 you're a good writer


rm_cum2kissu2 59F
10784 posts
11/30/2009 9:23 pm

 In the nicest possible way though, right!? Hehehehehe

KissuShazzi


Bananacurve69 54M

11/30/2009 10:09 pm

 entertaining to say the least!


Pleasureunice 55M
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11/30/2009 10:25 pm

 Thats just plain funny..love it


rm_cum2kissu2 59F
10784 posts
12/1/2009 12:35 am
    Quoting  :
LOL Welcome to my blog Bigdil

KissuShazzi


rm_cum2kissu2 59F
10784 posts
12/1/2009 12:39 am
    Quoting mbr1822:
    you're a good writer
Hi Mbr,
thanks for stopping by my blog.

This one isn't exactly one of my own though.
If i'd have written this 'Barney and his Friends' would somehow have been thrown into the mix, and it would have been WAY more sordid!

KissuShazzi


rm_cum2kissu2 59F
10784 posts
12/1/2009 12:43 am

 Hey Bananacurve,

pretty sure the cop was well entertained too.

Thanks for stopping in

KissuShazzi


rm_cum2kissu2 59F
10784 posts
12/1/2009 12:44 am

 Agreed Pleasure

KissuShazzi


rm_cum2kissu2 59F
10784 posts
12/1/2009 6:09 pm
    Quoting  :
Are you kidding me?
NOTHING beats skin on skin,
besides the 'Magic PLAY THING'
had already moved on.....Choc up a cop!

Yep, i really did just say that.

Kisses Form Down Under


rm_puddinghead4 62M
3132 posts
12/2/2009 6:49 pm

 Hahaha! I've heard the joke before, but that picture is priceless.


rm_cum2kissu2 59F
10784 posts
12/3/2009 12:17 am
    Quoting rm_puddinghead4:
    Hahaha! I've heard the joke before, but that picture is priceless.
Yeah, i cracked up when i found that picture.....
It's true what they say, a picture REALLY DOES speak a thousand words.....
Or just plain SCREEEEEEEEAMS atcha.

KissuShazzi


fenris_call 49M
10587 posts
12/8/2009 9:12 pm

 Nice one the picture is great too.
Sapere aude, cor ad cor loquitur. RaMbLiNgS oF a LoSt MiNd


rm_cum2kissu2 59F
10784 posts
12/9/2009 10:59 am
    Quoting  :
LOL You're welcome Darlin Heart

KissuShazzi


rm_cum2kissu2 59F
10784 posts
12/9/2009 11:02 am
    Quoting fenris_call:
    Nice one the picture is great too.
Hey Fenris,
welcome to my little slice of 'The Land That Is Blog.'

I have to agree, the pic is a classic.

KissuShazzi


Jacko71971 52M
1029 posts
12/14/2009 1:16 pm

Heard a similar version years ago involving a woman looking for an unusual pet for her husband. The pet shop owner shows her a Kamikaze
parrot which flies into and smashes anything on the command "Kamikaze parrot the ....." etc. She gives it her husband and he doesn't believe her and says:

"Kamikaze parrot, my arse!"

Jacko


rm_cum2kissu2 59F
10784 posts
12/15/2009 6:31 pm
    Quoting Jacko71971:


    Heard a similar version years ago involving a woman looking for an unusual pet for her husband. The pet shop owner shows her a Kamikaze
    parrot which flies into and smashes anything on the command "Kamikaze parrot the ....." etc. She gives it her husband and he doesn't believe her and says:

    "Kamikaze parrot, my arse!"

    Jacko
That works too

KissuShazzi


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