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The shit that happens
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The shit that happens Got caught in a jam the whole morning and was so late for work I missed an entire meeting. Well, not entirely...I got in to witness the last 5 mins of it. The fact that I had set up this meeting made it a lot worse. So, now that my morning is thrown off course, let's use this as an excuse to not do much work and update on what's been happening the last few weeks. Met up a couple of ex-colleagues for lunch yesterday and a few things were brought up. Amongst those were that they told me that I've gotten a lot more toned and that my exercise regime or whatever you call it is working. Ironically, I haven't stepped into the gym for a good few weeks now. Partly (well, actually mainly) due to the fact that that was where I met the recently ex-girlfriend and that she visits the gym usually at the time i do. Duh right, that's how we met  ANyways, figured we, or rather I, could use some time off that place. Instead, I've been on a rather pleasantly surprising diet of a fair load of sex. I have recently moved back to my place (yeah! I welcome back my freedom by not being clothed every single minute I'm home!) and that has kind of rekindled something between the former boyfriend (who, again, ironically, I have been staying with). So between him, Mr married at work and the couple I was traveling with, I have been kept busy. Of course, I didn't tell my ex colleagues any of that. I just smiled  So yes, once again I'm preaching it - sex is good exercise. So with this rediscovered physique, i've been digging up some old clothes (naturally). One of which was a pair of white pants I wore yesterday, which, prompted some debate over whether it was okay to wear brightly colored underwear with it. It was a host of mixed opinions but the natural consensus was that it didn't really matter because regardless, it was going to be somewhat visible anyways. So mostly just make sure i have on something nice, or go without, in some cases. Also, a few weeks back we had moved offices so the one that i was working out from is no longer there. Instead, everyone from that office had moved in with the rest of the company in a large sprawled out modern building, you know the drill. Its not soo bad, except now there's no more privacy. Meaning I can't turn up for work in shorts, or when there's no one around, work in the buff. And that also means there is no more mid afternoon office sex with mr married. The last Friday before we start in the new office, there was a small little party after work. It was the usual drinks and mingle, but we had decided that we'd sneak back in after work for one last romp, well, quite literally for fuck's sake He had left the party earlier and I left about an hour later. I got back to the building, snuck back up and tried not to knock into anything cos it was dark. The plan was for him to get back first to scout the area to make sure it was safe so I wasn't too bothered with the darkness. I found him in the dark by the window and he walked over and we started kissing and tearing each other's clothes off. i had already had the idea in my head so the minute everything came off, I dragged him towards the door leading to the roof. The old office was on the top floor and roof access was through the office. It was hardly ever used, except to dry stuff in the day, or for the maintenance people to access the air-conditioning ducts. Anyways, it was visible to the surrounding buildings during the day but for once, the entire top floor was dark. There wasn't much resistance from him cos it was mostly dark enough to hide us, or at least our identities, from anyone watching, IF anyone was watching. So stark naked, we grabbed the beach towel that he had brought and jumped out into the open night sky, and fucked like a couple of<b> teenagers. </font></b>There were still people working in the buildings beside us cos I saw a few people walking around and most of their lights were on. I didn't notice if anyone was watching us specifically but at some point, I really wasn't paying them much attention over the humping and grinding  It was extremely humid, and not sure how long but after awhile, it began to rain. We made a weak attempt to get out of it but we didn't get that far. I was on top, grinding on my bronco when the rain got heavier so I got off (after awhile) and stood up. I was bending over to pick up the towel when he came up from behind to continue. I really didn't mind fucking in the rain so I went along with him. I came once before he blew his load on my back, which, easily washed off in the rain, we stood in the rain and just fooled around a little. That went on for two more rounds before we were both spent and lying on the wet beach towel, in the rain. Of course, it didn't take long before I got cold and decided we'd go in. And that's when we found out the door was locked. Naturally, I panicked. We both did. The panic lasted a good half hour before we decided we had to do something. We couldn't call anyone cos our phones, along with all our clothes, were on the other side of the door. So, this was where mission impossible began. He decided he'd climb down a pipe into a window of what was our former pantry on floor down. I thought it was a crazy idea cos if he slipped and fell, it would have been a disaster. We went back and forth and decided that that was our best bet to getting out. So we went with it. He took the beach towel, wrung it as dry as possible, wrapped it around his waist, climbed over the ledge and down the pipe. I was, at this point, diggin my nails into my palm and trying not to cough up my lungs from fear. Surprisingly, he made it down pretty quick. After disappearing into the window with much hassle, it then hit me, that I was then left standing, naked, cold and alone on the roof of a building. I looked around to see if there was anyone but couldn't find it in my eyes to focus. So I moved right beside the door and sat. ANd waited, and waited. And waited. I literally, chewed the nails off my fingers. The rain had stopped, it was getting late, most of the lights in the buildings beside had been switched off. And, I was cold, and had started to cough and sneeze a little. The biggest thing that was bothering me was, that I had to pee. I was close to deciding to just go in the corner when the door opened and his head popped out. I was relieved and surprisingly, mad at the same time. Apparently, he had climbed in, went round to the front where the stairs were to come up, and found that that door was also locked. He had to go find something to break it, which took him a really long while. by the time we had got dressed and went back, it was past 3am. I got up sick as bug, went to the doctor and found out that i had caught a slight lung infection. I just told the doctor I got caught in the rainIt has since got better. Ha.. The shit that always happens..least now I'll really remember that office
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I guess this would be one of those stories that is only funny if you're NOT the person it happened to. Up to the point where you discovered the door was locked, I was kinda jealous. Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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8/28/2012 6:02 am |
this sounds like shit that would happen to me... you should compile stories like this from a few of the other bloggers... kinda funny to read...no offence...but its real funny...
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Hi Partygald.. wow... another interesting adventure... good story too.
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