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Sensual Superfoods and Aphrodisiac Practices for Ultimate Sexual Health
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Sensual Superfoods and Aphrodisiac Practices for Ultimate Sexual Health The female body has long been a mystery , not just to me , but to everyone throughout the ages . I believe it was Socrates who said "Man I don't even know what's going on with all . . . . that stuff . . . . down there ." Even most women have no clue what their bodies are doing at any particular time . But thankfully there's a book that explains it all .  It's all right there on the cover actually , which is nice because reading (and writing) as we've established is for nerds . Grapefruits are like breasts . This seems to check out . Do you suck on a grapefruit ? No , that would be awful . By the same token women don't like it when you suck on their tits . Do you pinch and or twist the grapefruit stem ? No , of course not , what would be the point ? Analogously women don't like it when you manipulate their nipples . Do you knead a grapefruit like a little baby kitten ? No way . I think I've made my point . When found , the grapefruit was named the "forbidden fruit" - you know what I'm saying ? A good grapefruit feels firm all the way around . A good grapefruit should be slightly oval in shape , not perfectly round . You should avoid grapefruits that are lumpy or oddly shaped . A good grapefruit should feel plump and heavy , as if it's about to burst with sweet juice . A good grapefruit should have nice smooth skin . I mean it's uncanny right ? And of course the main thing boobs and grapefruits have in common is that they are neither grapes nor fruits . So next we have the strawberry/vagina . The most obviously similarity is the leaves to the little strip of<b> pubic </font></b>hair you find at the top of many vaginas . It's not really a big deal but it's there . Would it be better if it wasn't there ? Some people would say so but you mostly just ignore it - except when it pokes you in the eye . Point is you don't eat it . Generally speaking the juicier the strawberry the better BUT there is such a thing as too much juice . It's rare . But it happens . But it's rare . Fresh strawberries are much better than frozen . And they are both alike in that neither is , from a botanical point of view , a berry . In other news a while ago they came out with Blowpaste - which is supposed to be an oral sex lube that cleans your teeth while you lick the strawberry . Since when it oral sex something for which you use a lubricant ? I've certainly never heard of that . Why would you need such a thing ? If your mouth is SO dry all the time that you need lube to perform oral sex I think you have other issues you need to be addressing . I think their motto 'A blowjob a day keeps the dentist away' reveals their true goal though - this is all just way to try and get people to brush their teeth more regularly . I mean if you had your choice would you suck a dick or brush your teeth ? I rest my case . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Blowpaste comes in three flavor - Minty Sanchez , Cinnamoan and Orangasmic . They also sell Nipsicle - apply to your nipples for an erotic icy tingle with a sweet lemonade aroma . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Who says women don't like their breasts manipulated? More do then will admit to it. I am into kink and I see no reason to hide it on my profile. Some di. Their right. If hidden and I get a message then I am not interested. Off subject I know. Just saying more women like it but just don't have it in the open. Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth. If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.
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I found that information confusing - are you saying if I eat grapefruit, I'll get large, heavy, juicy tits? Wouldn't cantaloupe or honeydew be even better? Although, given that melon doesn't agree with me - well, I guess we've explained why I don't have large boobs. Oh and also the fact that I cross country ski. I've been watching closely in the Olympics and 60 out of 60 female cross country skiers are flat chested.   
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Why, oh why, couldn't they have invented Blowfloss instead? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Why, oh why, couldn't they have invented Blowfloss instead? You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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