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This is my friendzone
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This is my friendzone  Did you know that women can get installed in the friendz ? I didn't . I only ever heard that of happening to guys . I was programmed to believe that all men are pussy-hungry cockmonsters that will fuck any and anything at any time (often regardless if they're "down" ). My entire worldview has been shaken to it's very core . Next some's going to tell me that men have feelings . Ha ! No , that's insane . I was sauntering around the house 100% nude the other day and it occurred to me how odd it is that you can go outside with a sock on your dick - letting everything else hang loose (and I mean HANG you know ? ) and that's fine . But if you show some your dick you go to prison and become some's bitch . It's such a fine line . All that stands between a man and prison cornholing is a pair of Bomba Houndstooth Dress Socks . It's a funny old world . Bad news every , I found out the other day that good people have good sex . But 40 isn't that good news ? No . No it's not . Because it means if you don't have a satisfying sex life , which is bad enough in and of itself , you're also a bad person . Which is a real in the junk . Sidenote if a in the junk is part of your routine that might be why we're having bad sex . I would lose that . The tricky part is if you aren't having good sex figuring out which of you is the bad person , or if it's both of you . Wrestling report : This week’s Monday Night Raw included a bout pitting Matt Hardy against Bray Wyatt , which was clearly an nuanced commentary on the marginalization of mentally ill people amid an American zeitgeist that simultaneously juxtaposes fierce individualism against populist groupthink . While looking for wrapper paper I found my For Your Eyes Only comic books . Much like MASH I don't really understand why I loved James Bond so much as a . Clearly I wasn't there for the sexiness and the dialog was mostly over my head - I guess it was just the stunts . Only Bond movies were made into comic books and of them was Octopussy . 1983 was a strange time . The point is that Melina Havelock , the so ed "Bond Girl" (if they can so be ed) , of For Your Eyes Only is of the most polarizing of her ilk amongst people of my ilk . A goodly number of people rate her as of the WORST Bond girls of the series . And yet many others put her in the top ranking of Bond girls . And we have to ask ourselves - why ? What makes her such a divisive figure ? I mean she shoots a dude with a crossbow - what's not to like ? I guess a lot of people say that her<b> performance </font></b>wasn't very good , but I mean really what was Roger Moore doing that would set an acting teacher's loins aflame ? That dude was on ludes or something . One thing we can all agree on , it had a hell of a poster . They achieved the ass cheek effect by having the model wear bikini bottoms backwards . Which we should all do every June 24th to commemorate the 2nd highest grossing Bond movie to date . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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The song from For Your Eyes Only was pretty solid also (unlike my dick ! ZING !!! ) Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Good people have bad sex all the time --- cuz we're too nice to tell our partners they suck in bed Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Oh yeah, I've totally been friendzoned a few times.  However, afterward I didn't go on a dating site and rant about being a NICE girl and guys only want the bad girls. Even though that's probably true.   
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Now that I have this giant iMac, no doubt the neighbors glimpsed your penis through the window.
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I think I'm busy June 24.
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Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Good people have bad sex all the time --- cuz we're too nice to tell our partners they suck in bed I had a post a little while back about how you would rate a lover who was attentive, but horrible in bed. No one responded, and I got lots of side comments about how it didn't make sense. I KNEW someone knew what I was talking about. Embrace the suck
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