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Where does the hip end and the ass begin ?
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Where does the hip end and the ass begin ? I was wondering today what the perfect movie for a first date is . "40 if you're taking a date to a movie you are a loser and I hate you" . Granted . I feel like back in the day the conventional wisdom was that you wanted to go to a scary movie so your date could pretend to be scared and snuggle up to you - but you run the risk of them actually being scared . Plus horror movies are kind of passé in these modern times - I mean what could be worse than who we are and what we've done ? Some people will tout the so called "chick flick" for the best date movie , if it can so be called . But I doubt that . I mean most chick flicks are so unbearable that by the time it's over it's hard to be nice to your date . Plus does she really care that you sat through it ? No , she does not . Also there seem to be only a small minority of women who like chick flicks . You know what's a terrible first date movie ? The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo . I'm glad she suggested it because I don't think there's anyway to come back from that as a dude . Although after the movie was over if your date turned to you and said "That was AWESOME !" I feel like that would be even worse in a way . I think your best bet is a decent comedy - which is tricky because the comedy movie has been SLIM pickings for a while . Like Bridesmaids or Pitch Perfect would be a good date movie . I can't think of anything more recent . Humor is largely a dead art as I've said many a time . I mean the highest grossing comedies of last year were Central Intelligence and Bad Moms . That's some lame action . There's hardly even any other comedies that made money . Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates might be a good date movie but it seems somewhat borderline . "40 , doesn't it depend on the person ?" Shut up . I've had enough of your reasonableness . You know what comedy bombed HARD last year . The Intern . It didn't even make a 100 grand . What has become of Robert DeNiro ?  I was watching the Mae Young Classic this weekend (because of course I was) and they kept referring to Toni Storm's ass attack as a "hip attack" . Because you know this is professional wrestling and it wouldn't be appropriate to say the word "butt" or even "behind" , mean this is America and we have firmly entrenched that violence is totally cool but anything even vaguely sexual ? Not on my watch buster ! Pictured below - approved for all audiences .  So I started to wonder where does the hip end and the ass begin ? For that matter if you go the other way what's the border between hip and thigh ? And why does the thigh get to wrap around to the "inner thigh" ? Why doesn't the inner thigh get it's own name , like can we call it the slink ? Her hand slid down and she ran her fingers through my hair . I licked around her calf and up to her knee . I lightly brushed behind her knee with my fingertips and then traced softly along her slink . Sounds okay to me . Although now we need a name for the back of the knee . I remember being at a bar once with my friends Silver and Mark and they had at least a 45 minute conversation about if a dude had grabbed Silver's ass or her hip . Because if it was just the hip then he could deal but if it was her ass then he was going to have to throw down - sidenote I believe the offender left the bar 7 minutes into the argument . They could not agree AT ALL where the hip ends and the ass begins . Like if you're dancing with a dude and he has his hands on your hips to begin with but as the salsa music gets going his hands keep going further around the corner at what point would you say he was cupping your ass ? I feel like this is one of those things were the answer is "you just know when it's the ass" . I suppose it's a truism of sorts . And now because I can't help myself . . . the flying ass attack has long been a vital and stupid part of wrestling . Traditionally it's been employed by three types of wrestlers . 1 - The fatty chubs ; Earthquake , Yokozuna , Rikishi , the Revolting Blob and the like . You know because they're fat . 2 - The nonathletic 'characters' ; Jimmy Valiant , Goldust , Colt Cabana , etc . Because they're wacky , and they can't do a lot else . 3 - Aging high flyers - Also sometimes just shitty high flyers ; Rey Mysterio (after his knee was destroyed) Brian Christopher , others . Because you want to come off the top rope , but you don't want to take much risk . But (pun ! ) in recent times a new group has started to use the flying ass attack - namely women ! First Naomi and Asuka , now Toni Storm . What kind of a world is it where a woman's ass is used to cause pain and suffering ? Not the kind of world I want to live in I tell you that much . There's also the flying dick/pussy attack but that's much more rare - although it was the main maneuver of Steve Austin , arguable the biggest name in the sport to date . Back in the 90's there was many a flying dick to the face I can tell you that . I suppose if you're wearing a cup it makes sense but otherwise it might be the only move that makes less sense than the flying ass attack . In case you're wondering the multiple dicks to the face in the corner is called the "Bronco Buster" . Which I don't believe is the preferred method of busting a bronco at all . But then again I'm no whisperer so what do I know ? Did they make a movie about that dude ? I feel like they did . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Hmm looks like my second photo isn't showing up again - I guess that's okay , I read on another blog yesterday that anyone who posts pics in their blog is a piece of garbage Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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My distinction is that "hip" refers to the joint (hip replacement), glutes are the muscles on top of it, I guess that means ass is the fat on top of the muscles.  
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i would have sworn at one point in my life that i would see every movie DeNiro was in. but then he started to just make money. Do you think he has a gambling issue? i don't have hips but i have a nice ski slope of an ass. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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Porn's probably not a good first date choice either. Hey that doesn't taste like butter on the popcorn! Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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