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Giant stripper titties I was belittling someone's supposed accomplishments at work the other day and I realized 'man I have really become a bad person' . Just because I'm a nihilistic jerk who takes pleasure in nothing I shouldn't tear other people down . I need to be more vigilant about that going forward . I mean , the things they were listing as accomplishments were dumb as shit but it's an already mean enough world without me getting in on the action . I need to keep my mouth shut you know ? (phrasing) But while we're on the subject of me being an asshole at work a lady in a meeting said "I like to take it in between" (she was talking about taking her time off between testing periods) and without even thinking about it I said "I bet you do" . There was no thought at all , it just came out of my mouth automatically . (phrasing) She was super embarrassed and I felt like a total shitheel - which is what I was . I just don't even know about myself anymore . Can I blame this on Trump somehow ? That's popular right now . Assholery aside it's been kind of a weird week . My whole routine was out of whack . And TWO times people from my past cropped up out of nowhere . I meet a lady at work this week who I've corresponded with many times via e-mail and telephone and whatnot but I had never met in person until this week . She seemed very familiar and after a while I figured out that she was the lackey of the chick that bullied me in HS (yes I was bullied by a girl , I'm a real pussy , you should judge me) . As the meeting was breaking up I asked if she went to said HS and she confirmed that she did , she clearly didn't remember me - which I don't really look the same so I'm not sure why she would . She asked if we knew each other and a barked a bitter laugh . I want to make it clear that I am not going to do anything BUT I kinda want to do something to her . Not something bad , just like set her car on fire . You know , a prank , like replacing her heart medication with tic tacs . And yes , I know that holding onto a grudge from HS makes me a loser . And yes I know she's not that person anymore . But you know what ? I don't care . In fact , if she's a nice person now that makes me want to take revenge even more because it will be sweeter . Because she won't deserve it . Just like I didn't deserve what she did to be on the bus that one day . If you're a piece of shit and someone does something bad to you it probably doesn't bother you as much as if you're a nice person . And then on one of the rare occasions that I leave the house for something other than work I bumped into an old Affairlook pal of mine . So of course we want back to her place to bang , except that we didn't . I'm not sure what we did . We were getting down to the meat slappin' and she started rubbing her pussy on my junk . At no point did I penetrate her . After a while I was going to ask something to the effect of "can we get to the good stuff here ?" but I didn't because she was really enjoying it . And I mean REALLY . Like porn soundtrack enjoying it . She came so hard it was kind of frightening . I'm surprised her bones didn't melt collapsing her into a pile of skin and organs . It was by a HUGE margin the most pleasurable orgasm I have ever witnessed . Just from what , dry humping ? Maybe we should say wet humping because I was getting rained on in the crotch zone . I don't know what to do with this information . I have never come close to anything like that with actual sex . It was just . . . weird . I was chatting with a dirty foreigner at work and he was saying that the problem with America is that no one cooks anything , they all eat out all the time (phrasing) because they want someone to cook for them . And he said that he really missed some kind of dish from back home and I says to him I says "why don't you make it ?" And he scowled and said that he didn't cook and his mom wasn't around to make it for him . He didn't see the irony in this . At all .  I had a story about strip poker that I was going to tell but I decided it was lame . So why am I bringing it up then ? I have to so I can check it off my list . Also consider how lame it had to be to be lamer than the things I did talk about . The mind swims . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Did you know that they had a world strip poker championship in London in 2006 ? I didn't . What were you doing in 2006 ? Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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The movie "Chop" had an interesting revenge theme to it. Would it be sweeter if the target of revenge had any memory of what they had done. Lots of movies and shows have had that theme. The Saw movies have a twist on that. enjoying it . And I mean REALLY . Like porn soundtrack enjoying it . She came so hard it was kind of frightening . I'm surprised her bones didn't melt collapsing her into a pile of skin and organs . It was by a HUGE margin the most pleasurable orgasm I have ever witnessed . In the Spanish movie "Bloody Valentine" there is a highly unusual female masturbation scene where the female in question cums by putting her fingers through a hole in her skull and rubbing her brain. The title is a poor translation, thanks Hu Lu. Did you know that they had a world strip poker championship in London in 2006 ? I didn't . What were you doing in 2006 ? I was here writing blogs, now THAT'S lame! Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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