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I can't beleive it's not an erection !
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I can't beleive it's not an erection ! What happens when you change your settings to "some nudity" ? It doesn't seem to do anything . Pete Holmes has a bit about a dude with a cock made of butter trying to have sex . It's a decent bit . Now I agree that if you're trying to put a room temp stick of butter into a woman's pussy you're going to have trouble . But as everyone who's ever tried to eat a roll at a restaurant knows it doesn't take much motivation to make butter hard as a rock - or a cock in this case . I think you could easily jam a lightly cooled stick of butter in there if you wanted to . And yes , I know full well how hot it is in there - you put a popsicle in there and that sucker is GONE shockingly quickly - but I think you could slip the butter in there . It may not last long but it would get in there . Plus the incidental melting on the way in would smooth out the transaction you know ? Now you shouldn't put butter in your vagina because of the health concerns but I think it's possible . Like put a condom on the stick of butter and then give it a try . I think you could do it . Unless there's a female version of the Pillsbury Doughboy - then a buttercock is exactly what you need . The Lesbionic Woman's car broke down so I picked her up on the way home from work to give her a ride to her home . On said ride there was a dude with a Thule bike rack that was lane-jumping like a mofo and tailgating everyone and generally driving like a moron (and getting two car lengths ahead for all this tomfoolery) . As I often do when I see this kind of willful moronity I chuckled . At which point TLW gave me a sidelong look as this has been a longstanding point of contention with us - I won't ride with her because she drives like that also . So she says to me he says "There's nothing wrong with driving like that as long as you don't cause an accident ." 1stly that's a dumb thing to say , that's akin to saying "There's nothing wrong with throwing knives into a crowd to people as long as no one gets hurt ." Technically true but missing the point entirely . 2ndly literally as she finished saying this sentence Thule-bro ran a red light and SLAMMED into a mini-van making a left turn . Hard . It wasn't even like he was in motion and trying to beat the light - he stopped for a second and then floored it . Right into the minivan . I didn't say anything , I didn't do anything , I kept myself completely unmoved - and still TLW whipped her head around and glared at me like I had popped off an "I told you so" and then after a minute punched me in my shortribs . And yet if I hit her I would go to prison for 17 years for a hate crime . That's democracy for you . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I think his name is Pop N Fresh Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Umm OK.
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Last tango........and so no cause they tricked her and that still pisses me off You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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I forgot about that Last Tango scene - thanks for the memory wickedeasy.  
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The last Tango scene was anal though, butt he still managed penetration. That couldn't happen with margarine. It stays soft right out of the fridge. And it's not nice to fool Mother Nature. Thule-bro's Bro went by me earlier tonight. On a stretch of on-ramp where it goes from two lane to merge right he speeds up to pass when he's so far back there is no way that he can, then as soon as there is pavement between the on ramp and the highway he accelerates rapidly over three lanes to the far left lane. Where is a minivan when you want one? Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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