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You down with DDT ? Lately at work people have started bandying the word "wand" about a lot - it's one of those things in a microcosm where someone starts doing something and then everyone jumps on that band wagon for a while . Some people call it a "local meme" . Those people are douches . Examples ; "Sure I can do that , let my just grab my wand ." "Can you wand this for me ?" "There's no wand for this problem ."  I know this isn't the wand they're talking about but I think it every time nonetheless . There are a TON of articles online to tell you how to spot a fake wand from a genuine Hitachi . The fakes weigh 0.2 pounds (or .09 kilos) less because their motors aren't as powerful . And as a man I wonder how many women are masturbating and thinking "Gees , this motor is just not powerful enough ?" Maybe a lot . Dunno . Today someone called me "a disagreeable human being" which while hurtful is also intriguing because it implies that I am possibly not disagreeable as something else . Am I a delightful golden marmoset ? Am I a pensive walrus ? I am a coy porcupine ? I am an affable mako shark ? Am I a paranoid owl ?  It's not an owl !!! I made a killer Babadook joke today and no one laughed . Apparently I have significantly overestimated the number of people who know about the Babadook - the percentage is a lot closer to zero than I had anticipated . Those of you who are long time readers know that one of my personal blog memes (douche) is the "I told X joke and no one laughed" . I realized today that if people did laugh at me jokes I wouldn't like it and I'd probably stop telling jokes . Which is . . . something . I had a whole blog ready to go where I whined like a dumb baby about how I have to initiate everything and no one ever reaches out to ME and how it makes me feel like my friends don't really like me . But then I realized ; Just today someone invited me to go see the eclipse and I said "nah" Saturday someone invited me to go see Planet of the Apes and I said "nah" A few days before that someone invited to me to game and I said "nah" So once again I am exposed as a hypocrite . And probably an asshole as well . Which are both things I know intellectually but it always stings when the evidence is shoved in your face . Why don't I stop being a hypocrite ? First I don't know how . Second , I'm not sure I should . Aren't we supposed to be true to our nature ? If I'm a hypocrite won't I be happier being hypocritical as opposed to acting like something that I'm not . Be yourself and all that . People don't really mean it when they say "be yourself" they mean "be what I like" but it's good advice nevertheless . In other news my credit score went down 13 points since last year - which is an OUTRAGE . But it gave me a good idea - a dating site where people are matched by credit score . Because I have heard loads of people (I almost said women but that would be sexist) saying they dumped some loser because of their financial situation . One fact remains the same always - YOU MUST GET PAID . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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That is a fake wand BTW Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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You could be a rambunctious red panda....and it is too an owl. A barn owl is my guess. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I could probably use one of those fake Hitachis - the real thing is WAY too strong for me. It's going to waste in my bedside drawer. I don't like that credit score dating scheme. Just what I need, one more dimension where no one measures up to my greatness.    
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Actually vibrators are an engineering miracle. Making something vibrate isn't hard you just put an offset weight on a motor shaft, but if you can make it vibrate, rotate, thrust, warm up, AND have flashing lights, THAT takes some skill. And powertools like drills and reciprocating saws are a Darwin award type idea. I don't know about matching by credit scores, when I first joined this site they had an IQ test part too. They didn't keep it very long. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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The IQ test was here in 06, it was gone sometime before 08. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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