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Who mourns for Adrian Adonis ?  

40Deuce 46M
4635 posts
8/11/2017 6:58 pm

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8/13/2017 3:49 pm

Who mourns for Adrian Adonis ?

I watched Sistahs Love White Cock 4 the other day and I have to say it was wildly inferior to Sistahs Love White Cock 3 . It's not even close . At NO time did I believe those women loved white cock . Like it , sure , but love ? No way . I would say they felt the same way about white cock that I do about flan - you know , it's fine .

A lady in my office too a bunch of days off because she is convinced WW3 is going to happen and she wants to spend her final days with her . Now if we assume that North Korea has the ability to attack the US with nuclear weapons (which they don't) and that this would result in the end of the world (which it wouldn't) what would like to be doing when the world goes all Dr. Strangelove on us ?



Now a lot of people have been saying they would want to spend their final moments with their loved ones , which is a fine answer of course , I wouldn't argue against it BUT consider the following - you have the rest of eternity to hang out with your loved ones , which is a long time , at least 102 years - but once humanity is gone it's gone , and all the stuff we did down here on earth will be gone . So why not live it up a little ?

When the bombs come down and wipe out life on earth I would like to have just defeated Kenny Omega in the finals of a tournament to unite ALL the wrestling world titles - every single last one of them . To be crowned the ultimate wrestling champion of everything and everywhere for all time . This would happen streaming live around the world with billions of people watching . Then , with the belt still around my waist , I make sweet , sweet love to Christina Hendricks , Alicia Witt and Isla Fisher .

Wait , cancel that , this is the last moments of human existence not sweet , sweet love ; nasty , dirty fuckin' .

Obviously we all orgasm simultaneously to being vaporized by the blast .



I went on a date the other night and the datee commented about wearing a "leopard skin nightie" sometimes . But she meant leopard print right ? I mean leopards are a protected species right ? How could you possibly get a leopard skin nightie into the country ? Could you even make a nightie our of leopard skin ? I suppose maybe you could , but why would you want to ? Just to be on the safe side I called the DNR and gave them her name and address so they can sort it out .

Are a nightie and a nightgown the same thing ?

I got into a HUGE fight with a lady at work about if a corset is lingerie . Is it ?

I've been watching Comrade Detective on Amazon , it's pretty dope .


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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
8/11/2017 6:59 pm

And what is a chemise anyway ?

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wildoats19622 62M
3526 posts
8/11/2017 7:55 pm

The dangers of drunk posting, you think everything you say is hilarious, La La La.

Would you ride Slim Pickens while atop a nuke? No, but consider a blowjob. his jaw muscles must have incredible endurance from all that chew.

Would you titty-fuck Gianna Michaels? Yes. But I wouldn't like her. I saw a clip years ago where she made fun of a loser behind the scenes at a live appearance. I'm one of those losers.

A chemise is sexy lingerie for a chemist. As a physics major I saw some.

I've been watching the Evil Bong movies, they're more dope.

The girl that won't show her tits is a fantasy of mine. But I also find the bald guy amusiing.

A corset is lingerie depending entirely on exactly *WHO* is wearing it.

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40Deuce replies on 8/12/2017 5:45 am:
Is it only chemists that get their own type of lingerie ?

wildoats19622 62M
3526 posts
8/11/2017 8:18 pm

Okay, since you won't permit me to comment on your previous post I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT HERE! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

Well that's mild with what they have to deal with.

Try instead imagining what it would be like to go to a show that was designed to appeal to the glbtqo, and some guy there thinks you're cute.

Now I am overcome by amusement about something in the past you know nothing about. Arriving for work, I noticed a vagrant in our lobby. I got the supervisor on duty. He went out to chase him off. I was standing about 2 ft behind him. He told the guy to make his {vending} purchase and leave. The guy, who was ,who knows how old, hadn't had a shower in who knows how long, hadn't had any hair grooming in who knows how long, said , "You're cute."

I cracked up. The supervisor's tone changed immediately, "OUT! GO! NOW!"

Women face that all the time. They should all carry stun guns.

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
8/11/2017 8:26 pm

Let's take this in reverse order ...

A corset IS lingerie, a nightie is the same as a nightgown (like a nickname), if I'm going to be vaporized it might as well be during and orgasm and now I need to try flan to see if it's as good as white cock.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 8/12/2017 5:46 am:
I was going to admonish you for never having flan but I guess I've never had white cock so I can't .

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
8/11/2017 8:44 pm

I think someone commenting that they wear a leopard nightie probably qualifies as flirting.


40Deuce replies on 8/12/2017 5:46 am:
Out of context probably

wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
8/13/2017 3:09 pm

i think a nightie is a short nightgown but that might just be in my family and it connotes a more flirtatious style

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