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Chicks dig it when you're the last of something  

40Deuce 46M
4635 posts
8/6/2017 4:35 pm

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8/8/2017 5:12 pm

Chicks dig it when you're the last of something

That's why Superman gets all the ladies - he's the last of Krypton .

Did you think Blockbuster was gone ? If you did you were wrong . There's still a few of them out there . One of them which incorrectly bills itself as The Last Blockbuster has a pretty funny twitter account . Although every now and then they stop being funny to say something along the lines of "thanks for all the likes and RTs but we are a real business - please we need money !" I halfway thought it was a fake account , you know for laughs , until I saw that .

So if you're in the area of the Oak Park Shopping Center between Ace Hardware and the former O'Kelly Dojo please go help them out .

I stopped watching Game of Thrones a couple seasons ago but I used to still know what was going on because people talked about it ALL the time . But I haven't heard one word about the latest season . Does it suck ? Are people over it ? What's the story ?

I saw a porn lady that had a pink star tattoo on her asshole - ass tattoos are a dime a dozen these days but an asshole tattoo ? Now that's something . Shocking this lady does a ton of anal stuff . I was looking for a picture to post here , I mean why not it's not like I really have anything to talk about - when I came across a BUNCH of articles about "Marie the Anal Tattoo Girl" . I guess back in 2012 she posted a u-tube video of herself getting her asshole tattooed and for 3 billion jillion hits in 4 seconds or somesuch . She was heard to remark '"Dude, you can pound this ass, and it feels so good... Soooo good.' I kind of want to make a remark about subtly but when you're talking about anal tattoos that seems like shouting into a storm you know ?

There's a bunch of interviews with her - they're mostly what you're expect but no less horrifying and fascinating for being so .

'I don't need love or hate . Those are two evil things .' The Anal Tattoo Girl



This is neither of the people I've mentioned but it's pretty cool . The question is can you harvest octopus ink ? And if so can you use is to make tattoo ink ? And if so if you used that ink to tattoo an octopus on yourself will it give you octopus related super powers ?

Yes .

Yes it will .


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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
8/6/2017 4:36 pm

Did you know that Scott Pilgrim was a huge financial failure ? That bums me out . I love that movie .

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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
8/6/2017 7:16 pm

LOL at "how do you take a shit and not get infected?" Thank you Lala for today's giggle.

Also thanks for reminding me that I still have "tattoo" on my retirement bucket list. Not on my asshole though!


40Deuce replies on 8/7/2017 4:26 pm:
Hey give the idea a chance to ruminate

wildoats19622 62M
3526 posts
8/6/2017 10:29 pm

Lala, I chuckled along with SAW.

GOD FORGIVE ME THE ANSWER IS IN HUMAN CENTIPEDE III, THE FINAL SEQUENCE!

The human centipede movies are pretty warped in their own right. In sequence three one guy is shot to death straight away because he has a stoma. He don't shit through his ass then he doesn't fit the chain.

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


40Deuce replies on 8/7/2017 4:26 pm:
That's always the answer

wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
8/8/2017 1:38 pm

i think that ink is super beautiful. if i were young and had her body....

it would be so cool to get a really ferocious anal tattoo. scare folks with it. like a realistic internal organ one..............i know, i know..........

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


40Deuce replies on 8/8/2017 5:13 pm:
If you could only have one - youth or that body which would you go with ?

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