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This is my new favorite condom
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This is my new favorite condom I'm going to use it at least 3 times  I keep meaning to write the third installment of my erotic adventures/shitty jobs chronicle but writing all that out is so much work . But it reminds me of the job I had before this story wherein I was a busboy . I worked at a super low rent pop culture t-shirt store - it's hard to explain to people now since they died out before the internet even . It wasn't really like Hot Topic or Spencer Gifts but it was like in that vein - crap no one should ever buy really . It's where you went to buy a Reservoir Dogs t-shirt . Anyway when I worked there people would come in ALL the time wanting to buy posters and we usually had a t-shirt of whatever poster they wanted so I would say "If you think about it a t-shirt is really just a poster you can wear" . It worked about 20% of the time . Back in them days there were also stores that just sold posters . Like for real . This was a thing that existed . And not really that long ago . You would go to a poster store , spend money - real currency - to buy a poster and then put it on your wall . I never went through the hot chick poster phase on account of a shark bit my junk off when I was a so I went directly from the posters of wrestlers and comic book posters phase to no-posters .  One night this week on Conan they had "sex expert" Jennifer Berman . She's actually a urologist but people ain't gonna tune in for that you know ? She's a hot little number . Which begs the question , are there any unattractive sex experts ? I feel like there are but those one's don't get to be on TV . It's a common deal on talk shows - they bring in the "sex expert" so the host can make some painfully awkward jokes and pretend like they don't know what sex is . It's pretty weak stuff but you got to fill time you know ? They're invariable good looking women because ugly people don't know shit about sex obviously and you can't have a male sex expert because men are filthy animals who care nothing for the pleasures of the flesh - they're too busy jacking off into their fleshlights to disturbing pornography to know anything about sex . Oh and the discussion is always about hetero sex because we don't accept gay people that much . Not yet gay people not yet .  And I know what you're thinking "What about Dr. Ruth ?" That was played for laughs - they were laughing at her . Also she's dead . When I was a younger fella I used to be a pretty big Conan fan but his shtick has gotten pretty stale - which you know is inevitable after 30 years . I pretty much only watch when there's guest I care about and I usually skip the comedy bits . Except Clueless Gamer - that's gold . This serious interviews they only put in the web are much more interesting to me at this point . Today to work one of the young people was giving me the business about how OLD I am and she goes "You could be my dad" and I says to her I says "I don't think so I don't remember ever having sex with your mom" and her face turned so red I thought she was going to pass out . These millennials are an odd bunch - they seem to be about 50% mega-jaded super-sluts and 50% Victorian level prudes . It's mildly fascinating . Another sign of the polarization of the country I suppose . Speaking of Victorian I started reading the Great Train Robbery - it amuses me that there will be one sentence of dialog and then 4-11 paragraphs explaining what all the slang terms mean . You crazy Brits . I was on a conference call today that got started late and instead of the normal hold music the conference line played news snippets . It claimed to be from NPR but it was more like pop "news" than anything substantive so I doubt it . Although I barely listen to NPR anymore so maybe they've become just as pathetic as most other news outlets in their desperate grab for ratings . Anyway one of these blubs was about how "scientists" have "discovered" how only men have the flight or fight instinct - women have befriend or tend . Like when a tiger attacks a man he either runs away or fights , instinctually . But when a tiger attacks a woman her instinct is to either become friends with the tiger or submit to it and attend to it's desires - like eating her . Women are from Venus you know ? SMH Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I started working on some TV scripts for a show about a vampire , a Frankenstein and a werewolf that work for the US government fighting against supernatural threats to this great country of ours . The trouble I was having is the vampire can't be in any scene during the day and the Frankenstein can't really be out at all where there's people so it ended up being a lot of werewolf stuff and it ended up being very much like the other show I'm working on called Loan Wolf about a werewolf shylock . And then I realized the entire thing was the same concept as Hellboy and had to scrap the whole thing as derivative . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Also somewhat similar to Being Human, although that one was a vampire, a werewolf and a ghost. I am also shaking my head at that science bit. When a guy ran up behind me and got me in a chokehold as I was going into my apartment building, my reaction was NOT to try to befriend him. Or to try to tend him. Sheesh.   
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Dr Ruth. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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40Deuce replies on 7/15/2017 2:22 pm: Skimmer ! No! I don't skim. You should know that by now. Those last paragraphs didn't show while I was reading. I swear! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I'm with smarty - i'm pretty much into beating the shit out of anyone I think I can or running like fuck but being a smoker, I stand a better chance with the beating option. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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CURRENCY! when was the last time anybody used that. It was believable to that point 40 Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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