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Nude tax preparation Is there anything that isn't made better by being naked ?  Undoubtedly but I'd rather not know . This is my 900th post , please send me 900 dollars to celebrate . So my 50 states initiative resulted in my getting zero new friends but that's to be expected really - I mean they call it Affairlook but they don't mean friend like 'a person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, exclusive of sexual relations' they mean adult like 'sexually explicit or pornographic' . On the plus side my project to watch the 20 best (as determined by a caucus of perverts) adult porn XXX smut movies went pretty well . Here are my thoughts , in descending (and decedent) order ; Babysitting the Baumgartners - I really liked the swimsuit the chick was wearing in the pool scene but it had a bad color scheme , pink and yellow ? No . The Submission Of Emma Marx – Exposed - Cashing in on the 50 Shades deal that was a thing for a while . I'm sure a real BDSM person would turn up their nose at it but it was too BDSMy for me . I figured out what my deal is with that , I hate myself too much to be a dom and I hate other people too much to be a sub . Manon's Perfume - Highly amusing , two thumbs up - you know where . The Submission Of Emma Marx - See above Love Triangle - Four hour compilation of threesomes , got old pretty quick . Back in the bad old days of buying porn DVDs they were really into the 4 hour thing . Which is a LOT you know ? Seriously lack of creativity , all the scenes were pretty much the same . I feel like adding a third person should increase the possibilities , but what do I know from threesomes ? Lust Unleashed - Standard fare Luxure Wives To Share - Luxure is not a word ! Good stuff though . The Submission Of Emma Marx – Boundaries - See above , they really went overboard with this Emma Marx stuff Wanted - Fantastic ! I know this makes me a total freak but I like porn that is still a movie without the porn movies and only a slightly horrible movie . Come Inside Me - Meh , I'm not a big money shot guy (TWSS) but if it's going to be a thing I go for a facial over the disgustingly named cream pie any day Corruption of a Babysitter - Knee high socks everywhere , gross age play , hard pass Pirates #2 - Stagnetti's Revenge - This movie came out a jillion years ago , how is it still in the top 20 ? Pretty good but it's no Wanted Marriage 2.0 - Vague polyamory propaganda , puke Let's Bang the Babysitter #3 - Clearly this babysitter thing was as popular as Emma Marx . Much better than the other one because they just ignored the fact that the "babysitters" were clearly adult women . Better threesome stuff than the compilation too . Stella Cox – Nymphomaniac - This Stella Cox gal is pretty good looking , like for real . A lot of porno people are just weird and porny looking but she was actually attractive . Nice change of pace . But using Cox as your porn name ? HACK An Open Invitation: A Real Swingers' Party in San Francisco - Doubt the veracity of this being a real swingers party . I like a good orgy flick because there's plenty going on . I think I saw a sincere lady orgasm too , or at least a legit attempt at simulation . Tales from the Heart - Trying New Things - Weak Jules Jordan's DP Masters #3 - I won't lie , I enjoy watching so called DPs , if they can so be called . Always remind me of one of the first porn movies I ever saw where the chick was sucking two cocks and the one guy kept saying "don't make them touch , don't make them touch" it was hilarious and I don't think acting . Threesome Addiction - Better use of the threesome premise but still a bit tedious . Girl Fever - I used to really like all girl porn because there were no gross men assailing my eyeballs but now I find it blasé - I need penetration to get into it .  I feel like nihilism gets a bad . I'll grant you that a lot of people who call themselves nihilists happen to be total assholes but as a<b> philosophy </font></b>there's nothing inherently assholish about it I feel . There doesn't have to be meaning to everything you know , you can just be a good person because you want to . Honestly I feel like if you're nice to people because you think it will get your good karma or some kind of reward aren't you more of a jerk than a nihilist ? Things don't happen for a reason , they just happen , but that doesn't mean I'm going to put on my Guy Fawkes mask and go rioting . I mean I will , but not because of that . It's like when people find out I'm part of the voluntary human extinction program they get all freaky and say things like "So you want to KILL everyone !" No buddy , VOLUNTARY . They say that the first step is admitting that you have a problem , but I've been doing that for years - what's the SECOND step ? No one seems to know . I've admitted I have a problem , now what genius ? If you say something to someone does it bother you more if they ignore you or if they respond in a rude manner ? Such as if you're waiting for the bus and it's 2 damn degrees out and you remark to your fellow bus waiter "Cold enough for you ?" would you be more insulted if they stonewalled you and didn't react at all or said "Fuck off asshole" ? I had a really nice time on my date last night and she is TOTALLY cute and everything , I mean her tits are bonkers , but it made me sad because I know it's not going to go anywhere . We have nothing in common . Her three things are - traveling , dogs , and being a real go-getter , and I hate all those things . And at this age it's not like she's looking for a dude to just hang around with - she's got to find "the one" and slip a baby in under the wire toot sweet . She's pretty eager for a second date and as always I'm torn between thinking I would be wasting her time and thinking that me making that decision for her isn't cool . I really feel like there's no place in the world for old 40deuce - I'm too normal to dates freaks and too freaky to date normals . I'm too dumb to get a good job but too smart to enjoy a shitty job . I like Seal too much to be a Juggalo but I like Wu-Tang too much to be a Parrothead . I complain too much to be non-annoying but not enough to have mental issues and therefore be interesting . I'm too gay to get heterosex all the time and too straight to bang dudes . I'm top fat to be sexy and too skinny to be jolly . I'm stuck in the middle with no one (to quote myself)  Remember that time I went on a couple match dates and the lady and I were at my house doing whatever on my computer and she saw Affairlook in my recently visited sites and asked what that was and I told her and she thought that was cool so I helped her set up a profile and then she started banging tons of dudes and stopped hanging out with me ? I do . I saw she was online the other day so I messaged her and she was kind of a bitch to me for no real reason that I can figure . So if she's reading this - fuck you lady . Remember that time I was in church and I told my pastor that I was doing the hustle and my hip touched the hip of another man and I asked if that made me gay and then he said "yes" and whipped out his cock and told me to "gay it up" and I was all like "God help me !" and he grabbed my head and started skull fucking me like nobody's business and he kept shouting "My cock is YOUR god !" ? I do . Sometimes I think that when I'm having sex and my lady partner says "oh god" . I bet if I said it though they wouldn't like it . Also that's probably why I didn't like oral until I was in my mid-30s . It takes time to get over something like that . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I disagree that you're "too dumb" to get a good job, more like you're not enough of a bullshitter. TOTALLY cute and bonkers tits sounds worthy of a second date. You shouldn't be so dismissive of polyamory, you could get yourself two girlfriends who like traveling and get them to go off on trips with each other.   
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you remind me of Stephen Wright. who never answers his questions either. you might want to change churches......just sayin' You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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Here I am - stuck in the middle with you Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Happy 900th. I'll tell you what people are always telling me, "checks in the mail."  Vive La Difference
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Do you have Maryland in your 50 state quest? Legally, it's questionable. Morally, disgusting. Personally... I like it. Your body may be a temple, but mine is a playground. Think weird things happen to you? I beg to differ: If a bear shits in the zoo A small something to add [post 3181492]
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40Deuce replies on 1/31/2017 10:59 pm: I did , why are you signing on to by my Maryland friend ? Perhaps.  Legally, it's questionable. Morally, disgusting. Personally... I like it. Your body may be a temple, but mine is a playground. Think weird things happen to you? I beg to differ: If a bear shits in the zoo A small something to add [post 3181492]
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