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It's going to be painful at first but it will feel really great in the end
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It's going to be painful at first but it will feel really great in the end I was in a brainwashing meeting the other day and the big big big bossman said that at least 14 times . Sometimes when I'm in a meeting and someone is saying something along those lines I feel like they must be doing it on purpose . But they aren't . I was just watching Cypress Hill on the TV . They first came onto the scene in 1991 . I realized as I was getting jiggy that the era of old rock bands from the 60s and 70s still coming around and semi-pathetically putting on shows for the sake of nostalgia is over . But the era of old groups from the 80s and 90s coming around and semi-pathetically busting phat rhymes for the sake of nostalgia has just begun . Long me it be so . I like the band Weezer , well their music anyway . I've heard the song El Scorcho at least 1oo times . And yet it wasn't until I heard it today that I realized it has a reference to ECW in it . Rivers Cuomo does not seem like a dude who would like wrestling . At all . But the same might could be said about me . And maybe he doesn't write the songs anyway . A lady walked by me at work today who had a massive lucha tattoo on her back . It was awesome . And I thought "there's the girl for me" . But it weren't true . She's young and healthy and attractive . I am not .  Did you know that there's a critical shortage of people who will/can make gear for professional wrestling ? I did . My new plan is to get into that business . I assume I'll be able to quit my day job shortly . I already have some seamstresses lined up . And as long as I'm talking about wrestling I hate to say it , but Charlotte looks a lot better with implants . There's a restaurant I drive by almost every day that's only open for breakfast , only on weekdays , and doesn't open until 9 AM . This sounds like a place that would go out of business before I finish this blog . And yet its been around for years . Its a funny old world we live in . I was checking out the job boards and I saw that old gem "looking for an energetic self-starter" which annoys me because is there anyone who DOESN'T want to hire an energetic self-starter ? What's the point of saying that ? I say its akin to advertising your book "It has pages !" Also I feel like that's what most people want in a sexual partner "you get started honey and call me when its time for my part" . Also also the word energetic seems weird to me , I think it should be energenic . LL Cool J released his album "The Greatest of All Time" back in the year 2000 . I have reversed judgement because "all time" covers a lot of ground . But I am ready to render an opinion . I don't know if there will be someone greater than LL in the future , but it doesn't matter because there already was in the past . I don't know if Ignaz Philipp Semmelweis is the greatest of all time , but he is greater than LL - ergo LL cannot be the greatest of all time . I don't know if LL is really a tough dude or not , but I'm pretty sure he could squash (maybe even squarsh) Jamie Foxx . I'm glad they've quashed that beef . Although I will say in LL's defense , I don't know that many people think Mr. Foxx is funnier than Chris Rock . That wasn't so much as "diss" as much as a "fact" .  The other day at work were we reviewing all the venders we have that rip us off and someone said "its almost like (insert name of company here) likes being ripped off" . And it occurred to me that that might be true . Corporations were granted personhood in 1978 and some people like to be abused so it would stand to reason that some corporations do too right ? I labeled one of our biggest losses as "high concept corporate BDSM" .  The world makes a lot more sense when you consider corporations as the people the law says they are . Some corporations act badly because they had a bad upbringing or because of their environment and some of them are just jerks . I wonder what kind of person Affairlook is . Not that's a contest I would like to see - find a physical representation of Affairlook as a human (or at least a primate of some kind) and win 11 free years of membership ! Now the whining . Back in the 40s when scientist were totally into torturing animals they did this "study" where they hooked electrodes up to these monkeys and then shocked them whenever they tried to eat . So at firs the monkey stop eating but eventually they get so hungry they go for the food and get shocked again . And the scientists laughed to themselves while smoking their smooth delicious Chesterfields and said "Stupid monkeys can't even learn not to try and eat the food !" But the monkeys did know , they were just so hungry they couldn't stop themselves - and they knew they would probably get shocked , but they hoped they wouldn't . What's that have to do with anything ? Sometimes the ladyfolk say to me "40 you need to open up , you need to share you feelings , it will bring us closer" and then I do , and then they're like "ew , get away from me !" And I get pissed because you asked lady , what did you think was going to happen ? There's a reason I don't share my feelings - I don't keep them secret because I get off on it somehow , its for practical purposes . I don't come to you , you came to me (to quote John Rambo) . And I know its always going to end badly but you just get worn down you know ? They ask and ask and ask and say how great it will be and you know that's wrong , but eventually you cave - because part of you wants it to be true . But it's not . And it never will be . Silver lining now I'll have more time for my erotic stamp collection . 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Sometimes the chase is the fun. I know of a couple of restaurants that have remarkably small erratic times that they are open. It seems to generate business, like playing hard to get. The excellent food is akin to big boobs so the demand is always there. Man these Chesterfields are smooth Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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Next time some ladyfolk-type person asks you to open up ... tell 'em to read your blog. You open up here. sort of. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I'm having trouble picturing what kind of appropriate work attire would reveal a giant lucha tattoo on someone's back. But then, I'm old fashioned and lack imagination.   
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