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I went to the yard for her - there was no milkshake
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I went to the yard for her - there was no milkshake The sex was wild but I wanted a milkshake . I would say on average I would choose a milkshake over sex maybe 35% of the time . Possible more . I never worry over the milkshake's enjoyment afterwards . Maybe I should do what they've done at my office - our job satisfaction figures were disgustingly low for the 88th year in a row so what they did was say if you're not happy its YOUR fault , you need to come up with a plan to make yourself happy or fuck off . Maybe I should do the same with the ladies - its YOUR job to make yourself enjoy whatever I'm doing to you . Hey check it out , this year on my birthday I did not demand that everyone send me nude pictures . As a reward for this personal growth please send me tons of nude pictures . The juggalette has not responded to my message , my dreams have died before they began . As per usual . I've never experienced it myself but I've heard tell that sometimes dudes gather in packs to go out looking for women . I wonder if this ever happens with a mixed unit of gay dudes and straight women , or gay women and straight dudes . Probably not . I could be showing my ignorance here but if you're gay and you're on the prowl you probably go to a gay club . I assume its just easier that way - otherwise you have to try to puzzle out who's gay before you make your move and if you're wrong you wasted a good move on a dang straighty . If you weren't aware I like wrestling . I like it a lot . But there are many things about it I hate . Like battle royals . What a waste of time . But if you're going to have a battle royal you need more than six people . I saw a 6-person battle royal the other day and I was disgusted . A battle royal is like an orgy - I don't know how many people you need to make it official , but I know when its not enough . Would you call six people screwing an orgy ? Of course not .  Remember that time on Deadwood when Bullock beat the Christ out of Alma's dad for kind of no reason ? That was messed up bro . What I enjoyed about that show was the shift from Al as antagonist and Bullock as protagonist to the reverse was so subtle you didn't realize until the show was over . I couldn't sleep last night and I had all these ideas going through my head for blog topics so I got up and scrawled them down and now I have no idea what I was thinking about . What I have written down ; Lucky Hungary Abdomen Star The Hungary thing may have been something related to the Olympics . Did I already mention "they" are considering adding jousting as an Olympic event ? I think people would watch that , but I wonder past a certain point is there really much skill to jousting ? Obviously someone who knows how to joust would massacre me but beyond that I feel like maybe there's no real differentiation . But what do I know from jousting ? If the pope flew down and gave you the choice between being a person of average attractiveness or a super hot hotty with a prosthetic leg which way would you choose ?  I guess that's it . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I would choose to stay as I am cuz I don't want the Pope to cut off my leg. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Another of the hypothetical questions for which 40 is so famed. Much as I would love to be a Hottie McHotterson, a prosthetic leg sounds pretty horrible so I pick average attractiveness. Although, in the way of handicaps, perhaps it isn't the worst because I enjoy swimming and cycling - swimming is possible without a leg and cycling can be done with a prosthetic leg, so there you go.   
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Soon they will have Olympic sand castle building, solo, two person and four person teams. I wonder if it will be coed teams. When they are finished they will open the luge runs. Vive La Difference
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Actually gay men do hang with straight women. A lot of the time the guy really doesn't care that much whose orifice is being filled as long as they get to fill one of them on someone. In Frank Zappa's album "Joe's Garage" Cy Borg is a German sex bot that can accommodate up to eight people. And some gay/bi guys are just into ... whatever you want. It isn't an Olympic event YET. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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