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Fine I'll do a short one (spoilers I guess)
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Fine I'll do a short one (spoilers I guess) Life - the way it really is - is a battle not between Bad and Good but between Bad and Worse. - The Junkyard Dog (pretty sure) The keywords one doesn't count . I saw a commercial for The Shallows (AKA Jaws 5) and it said "it doesn't end the way you think !" and it made is seem like maybe the shark was secondary to some sinister dude . It intrigued me enough that I read the plot on Wikipedia . Guess what happens at the end ? The chick kills the shark and gets away . Exactly the way I and everyone else thought . So I guess it was a good commercial because it peaked my interest but it failed to make me go see the movie . So . You know . Also it was full of lies .  Also I listened to a Kevin Smith review of the new Ghostbusters and he liked it , but I'm probably not going to see it so I read the plot of that too . I thought it was a sequel of some kind but its a complete reboot - the original never happened . Sounds like everyone not named Kevin Smith hated it . And people are saying "no one is giving it a chance because of sexism" but maybe it just stinks you know ? Really they never had a chance though right ? The original is great . Nothing could compare . And some people are saying "you shouldn't compare it to the original" . Of course you should . If you don't want to be compared to something don't make a movie exactly like it . Check this out . As you all know my office isn't so much a workplace as a daycare for adults with mental disorders . So back during pumpkin times one thing they did to prevent people from working (and therefore fucking up) was they had a pumpkin decorating contest . Decorating not carving because you can't let these maniacs near knives - they'd stab their own eyes out in a hot Texas minute . Anyway Big Boobs and her team made Donald Trumpkin - because this was back when his campaign for presidency was still funny . I decided today that Big Boobs has some kind of unknown sympathetic magical powers and her making said Trumpkin is what made his campaign a success . So I was going to say she should make a pumpkin of me so I could succeed but then I realized that I don't really have any features that would make me recognizable in a pumpkin format . That's the root issue of all my problems - I'm not pumpkinizable . And I know what you're thinking "40 if its sympathetic magic all you need to do is add a piece of yourself , hair , nails , whatever to the pumpkin and it will work ." And to that I say you know nothing about gourd magic . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I made your own commemorative coin once. I bet I could do a pumpkin. But I'm not gonna. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I'm thinking that "not pumpkinizable" is actually kind of a good thing.  
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I wonder if they could make a chick flick where the shark was a misunderstood horny individual? Or maybe a misunderstood hungry individual? Gourd magic doesn't compare to SQUASH magic. I yam what I yam said the sweet potato pie, Quayle hunters won't find the e. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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