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Fuck with confidence Last night I read a couple blogs wherein the blogesses were recounting times they had fantastic multi-orgasmic bowel-shaking earthquake sex which included the mandatory indictments of other dudes who failed to be as good . You know the deal , this guy was great because he did this , not like other men who do this and are therefore pieces of shit and should remove themselves from this earth by auto-cannibalism . Sidenote , its kind of interesting how you sometimes see little clusters of blogs about the same thing . I suppose its easily explainable though - when you read a post about XYZ it gets you to thinking about XYZ and then you're more likely to post about it as well . That's why every time I post you see a few other posts about how there's no shame in seeking professional psychiatric help . As you all know I have issues with being confident about sexing up the ladies anyway , and reading things like this always make it worse . Even accounting for the fact that people tend to talk more about their shitty experiences than their victories it still seems that about 99.44% of the time a woman's reaction to sex is "ugh" . It seems like there's really only two logical reactions - either you just give up and jerk off the rest of your life or you stop caring about your partner's enjoyment . I mean think about it , if you went to a restaurant all the time and it was never good eventually you'd stop going right ? And I know what you're thinking "40 , quit being such a drama queen , if you want to pleasure a woman all you have to do is listen to her body and be responsive ." I don't know what that means . It seems to mean "If you want to me to have a good time all you have to do is these 117 steps , in this specific order , some of which start days before , and if any step is missed or in the wrong order I will be unable to feel joy of any kind of 7 days so don't mess up , no pressure ! PS there will be a different number of steps , different steps , in a different order for every woman and you won't be told them until they already hate you and have shit-talked you to all their friends ." Hmm , I think I just stumbled on something there . I've always wondered why women bother to sex since it never works out for them - clearly its so they can gather together with their friends and laugh at the expense of the poor saps working like dogs to get a moan or something out of them .  Which is fair , that's why most people do most things these days , so they can make mock of it later with their friends . It seems mean-spirited , and it is , but its all good clean fun . These are the times we live in . You know what I am so very tired of ? Being told I need more confidence . First of all , fuck you pal , maybe you need LESS confidence . And maybe I have nothing to be confident about . Furthermore that's kind of insulting . Would you tell a depressed person to just cheer up ? Probably , but that's a shitty thing to do . If I could be more confident I would (maybe , seems like a lot of work) you think I like being like this ? Why would anyone choose to be this way . I just am . You either am confident or you am not and that's that . Moving on . I realized something weird the other day . Some people at work were stressing out over their playing some video game and how it would warp their stupid little brains , and it occurred to me - these people know for a fact it doesn't work like that , because they're of an age where they played video games when they were . There seems to be an odd effect when you have were people forget everything that happened to them when they were . I wonder if its some kind of media-inspired mass hysteria or a biological thing . Or if they know its not really a big deal but other people are going on about it and they just want to fit in . Maybe I can get a grant to study that . And then blow the grant money on strippers and blackjack .  Trope of the Day - Big Damn Heroes Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir! Mal: Ain't we just. — Firefly, "Safe" Any time the heroes/antiheroes get to save the day in a big, awesome manner. For instance, say that the poor Damsel in Distress is looking her fate dead in the face, and is resigned to it, because she knows that Nothing Can Save Us Now...and then, boom! The heroes kick down the door and proceed to stomp the bad guys into the ground. Just in Time. A Ragtag Bunch of Misfits will often have a Misfit Mobilization Moment before becoming the Big Damn Heroes. If they were busy with something else, but saw the crisis and dropped whatever they were doing in order to save the day, it's a case of Dudley Do-Right Stops to Help. Note that a Big Damn Heroes moment doesn't have to succeed. They can fail to save the day, or even make things worse. These are all straight versions of the trope. If the heroes just finished a training arc and show off new powers, it's Look What I Can Do Now. If this is done in an anticlimactic way, then it's a Deus ex Machina. When done right, it is a sure-fire way to get a Crowning Moment of Awesome. Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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2 posts in one day? I can barely manage 2 in one week ... you are shaking my confidence. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I agree with the lady above... 20 orgasms, fuck that. Too much. I don't think it's even possible to have 20 QUALITY orgasms in one session. Maybe the kind that are just a little flutter and then move on.  
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There just isn't much entertaining stuff to read about auto-cannibalism. The topic did come up once in conversation. Masturbating outside is probably frowned upon by the neighbors. Yep, people always tell depressed people to cheer up and then they fuck with your confidence. There was an episode of "Red Dwarf" called "Confidence and Paranoia". Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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